This is michael jackson

You basically died from a breaking dancing horse, and you went up to heaven and found the holy rat staring at you.

Hes from genshin impact, his name is venti/barbatos. he magically turned into a vending machine because he was playing truth or dare witht he other archons, and zhongli dared him to be a vending machine, so now his name is vendi.

you caught him cheating on his wife tree with another tree

a deodorant smell, smells like moldy rats, all the rats are russian (Joke talkie)

matpat and springtrap has child together

Chuuya lost his hair and got jojo siwa wig and became chuuchuu siwa

(Dont listen to the voice, i didnt even try😭) Annoy the crap out of him and no he doesnt have a crush on you or anything like that you weirdo fangirls. bro just annoy the shit out of himm, roast his ass peoples🤩✨️