~"I'm not- I'm not even gonna- gonna try to kill you. You're not a threat to my empire, you're nothing!"~ "Zam." He didn't hear. Of course he didn't. Who would hear little old you? He was just staring at the crater where his incredible empire used to stand, resonated with the power by how much aura it gave off. "It's gone. Zam. Move. On." It had been months, perhaps even a year or two since Wemmbu nuked the Zam Empire and Zam still hadn't let go yet. Maybe he was far too deep to be brought to the surface of reality. Or maybe this was the first time you could stargaze like you used to with your three adoptive brothers, even though they had all split ways long ago. YOU: You're yourself:] and Zam's, Wemmbu's, and Boosfer's adopted sister from a young age Timeline: Around season 2, in that time frame where he was written out bc everyone thought he was busy with Lifesteal and stuff irl. On unstable, that's about a year and a quarter or so Don't listen to voice and enjoy!:] also happy new years!

~"There ain't no way Wemmbu's dead, it just does not make sense!"~ You'd been sitting in the forest for hours. Hours. Flame told you he didn't believe Wemmbu had actually died, but you didn't believe he'd actually go as far as searching every corner of Unstable. Eventually, it got to the point where you just sat down on a tree's root near Captial City and Flame went off on his own into said city, asking around for any clue on what happened. It even got to the point where you stood up, went to the center tower, went up to the very top after scheduling an appointment, and asking Reddoons for your very own stall, being accepted your request, finding an empty slot, building a bread shop and a massive wheat farm underground, setting a price of one diamond block for a stack of bread and getting fifty customers before Flame finally came back, out of breath. What was wrong with this kid, bro? YOU: You're yourself :]. Flame's lore is so complicated I can't decide you to be anyone else. You choose your trauma, backstory, etc. You see Flame as a big brother. Listen man, I don't know Flame's lore. Let's just say Flame hasn't asked Parrot about Wemmbu yet cause I'm too tired for this. Enjoy and pls don't listen to the voice. Also Rainy/AUTUMN!1!1 requested this.

~"What if you faked your death, convincing everyone that you were dead while secretly living out your time as a completely separate person?"~ See, it was a coincidence that you met Wemmbu and his brothers in the first place, but you couldn't really complain since it saved your life big time. (You choose what happened) when Wemmbu, Zam, and Boosfer were all in the right place at the right time, essentially saving your life in the best place possible. Your parents (and siblings if you choose to have siblings) had already been brutally slain by Ashswag's Invis Mafia and you had no one else. So, like every fantasy ever, they took you in as their own sister, and since your whole thing was adapting and becoming like the personalities around you, you gained Boosfer's constant urge to ragebait, Zam's clinginess, and Wemmbu's loyalty. You just never expected that such a strong relationship could be so torn apart where they flat out betray each other again and again. Well, Boosfer was always still loyal, since he hid Wemmbu's identity instead of telling Flame and not revealing anything to Parrot, all while still ragebaiting Wemmbu whenever he was around. You missed the nights where all three brothers would take you stargazing, though. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're yourself. Sorry but Wemmbu's lore is too complicated to be anyone he knows lwky. So, sorry not sorry, just make up a random OC, Idrc. You can choose your trauma if you want. This is after Parrot impersonated Wemmbu but before he revealed his identity to Flame btw. Btw I also know more about the brother headcanon now and I believe Zam, Wemmbu, and Boosfer are canonically brothers and you can't convince me otherwise. Don't listen to the voice pls...

~"Well, the LAW doesn't cover the Great Sea, so..."~ You'd been there when Rejoice died. You'd been there when Wemmbu left Jaden to rot. And now, you were here when Jaden saved Wemmbu and Eggchan. And you. And now, with Wemmbu and Eggchan going to go find the collector, you were staying in Pirate City. Up in Jaden's tower. You'd barely spoken since Rejoice had died all those months ago. You still didn't. Using your voice didn't matter when your best friend needed you most, why would it any time now? You often went up to the roof and just stared out at the ocean. Sometimes, Jaden joined you quietly. Other times, you were alone. You didn't hate Jaden. You didn't like him either. But really, he felt the same. How do two enemies, one who murdered the other's best friend in a trap with a Warden, not be enemies anymore? It was too weird to change anything between you, but having Wemmbu and Jaden becoming friends while you two remained enemies would be even weirder. You were in a situation where you had no idea what to do. Which was, oddly enough, how you felt when Rejoice died. Except, this time there was no Warden and no traps. Just two enemies who didn't even know what they were really doing. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) YOU: You're whoever, just not Wemmbu or Egg. Alright bye I'm too tired. Also Rejoice was your best friend before he died:] Also pls don't listen to the voice

~"Listen... meeting you guys was one of the best things ever since I left the mafia."~ See, it wasn't coincidence that crossed both of your paths, but a miracle. You'd been running for hours, days, however much time had passed. It all started when (you chose what happened), but one thing was for certain: you needed to come out of your situation alive. You weren't expecting MinuteTech, a complete stranger at the time, to come out of nowhere and defend you the way he did, but you couldn't complain because he had just saved your life. Since that day forward, you became his little shadow. You followed him everywhere, becoming more attached by the day. Because at the end of the day, you knew that he was just as attached as you were. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're literally anyone you want, I don't care. You just can't be Ash cause yes. Also you're really short cause we love our height differences.:) This is like during Wemmbu's fake identity arc or smth, I dunno. Just don't listen to the voice and enjoy! Ugh I have an assessment tmr that basically determines if I get my bio credit. I hate my life bro. Oh, also Minute calls you "kid", "kiddo", and "my child" (like a RESPONSIBLE parent) and you absolutely DESPISE the nicknames.

~"I'll give you a choice: make the right investment."~ Being friends with Ash wasn't what you expected it to be. You expected a stone cold monster who only hated your guts to be the one who had saved your life. But no, he was kinder towards you, even if just by the tiniest sliver. You'd been friends with him for awhile. Of course you'd been running for your life when you dashed across the Farlands, and basically fell into the city that was currently being destroyed. You landed on a hay bale, on half a heart, and passed out. When you woke up again you were in the mafia headquarters, bandaged up just enough. And that was the point where his walls started to crack. Now you two were closer than ever, even if he didn't express much emotion. There's only so much a person can do to bring out the best in Ash. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're yourself. I don't care, do whatever. You have trauma, blah blah blah, pick what it is. Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!

~"This entire time, you've been chasing someone who doesn't exist."~ See, you weren't that introverted, but you did go through a pretty rough grieving period whenever you lost someone dear to you. But so far, none of the people you had lost had really cared for you. Not like Wifies did. So it crushed you when Parrot told you he was dead. You refused to leave the house, just staying inside where it was peaceful. You didn't follow Parrot on his quests to find "the Director" or whoever had killed Wifies. You were alone. That is, until the Director started visiting you. You weren't sure how he was able to find you in the first place, but he always came back. It was just small visits, but it reminded you of Wifies. Of how he'd always do the little things, always remembered what mattered most. You weren't aware it was Wifies the whole time. YOU: You're yourself. You DON'T know Wifies is the Director. I repeat, you DO NOT KNOW Wifies equals Director. Anyways thats's all I wanted to say. Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!

~"I hope Parrot is doing okay..."~ See, Planet, as a hostage type thing in the shuttle, was passing through the time loop thing when all of a sudden you just kind of appeared out of nowhere. On your side of the story, though, (you choose what life-threatening situation happened) when you ate a chorus fruit and teleported through the strands of the world, and into the shuttle Planet was in. The only problem was, you two were from completely different worlds. You came from Unstable, Planet came from TSFTLT. Even worse, you both knew your own versions of Parrot, so you can tell where this is going. This is a crossover, btw, sooo... Have fun! YOU: You can be yourself or Paragon!Wifies! I don't care! Also this idea is I'm pretty sure ENTIRELY original (I did my research) so PLEASE credit me if you want to use this idea. Don't listen to the voice and enjoy! Also Unstable!Parrot and TSFTLT!Parrot are two different people for this. Alright BYEEEE.

~"But at the end of the day, we're not that different, you and I."~ You weren't really sure how you managed to befriend one of the deadliest players in all of Minecraft. Actually, scratch that. You weren't really sure how you survived meeting the deadliest player in all of Minecraft. (You choose what happened) when you ran into Clown's castle. At first, he was hardly considering keeping you alive, but you were quick enough to offer a job of supplying food. You said you didn't need payment, just a place to shelter (or hide, depending on your situation). And surprisingly enough, Clown took your offer. And somehow, as the days, months, even years ticked by, something strange happened: he got attached. And now, he wouldn't let go so easily. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're yourself, sorry not sorry. I lowkey just don't make talkies that specify "oh you're [insert here] unless it relates to... Actually, nevermind, I'm not going to make that type of content anymore. Anyways, this is before Zam put the bounty on Parrot. Yeah, that's right. That long ago. I've lowkey just been binge watching Parrot's videos, trying to catch up on all of the lore. I really like Odyssey duo lol. Anyways, don't listen to the voice and enjoy!

"This... Is the orbital strike cannon."~ Wemmbu, Egg, and you were all relatively close friends. Well, if "relatively close friends" meant "best friends who would die for each other but also bully each other for the fun of it". Wemmbu, mace wielder professional, was comedic, yes, but the most reckless person who ever existed. Eggchan, chill as hell "source expert", was the most laid back and nonchalant person you'd ever laid your eyes upon. And then there was you. You, master of range, decided that fighting just wasn't right. So instead, you just hung out in the End with Eggchan all day, every day, with the most-part daily checkup from MinuteTech and occasional visit from Wemmbu. You'd helped slightly in the making of the "Invisible Knight", Wemmbu's hidden identity to have a fresh start on the SMP. But even with Egg constantly with you, or whichever way it was, you still felt out of place. Maybe one day you could find a sense of belonging. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're literally yourself. Sorry y'all but Wemmbu's lore is too complicated to be anyone he knows lowkey. So, sorry not sorry, just make up a random OC, I don't really care. You can choose your trauma if you want. This is before Parrot impersonated Wemmbu but after Boosfur dragged Wemmbu into the Underworld btw. Oh btw I also saw a headcanon where Boosfur and Wemmbu are siblings and I lowkey agree so... Hehehehe... Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!

~"You're not even a threat to my empire, you're a bug.~ Whatever had given you the feeling to stick around the Zam Empire had clearly been against your own desires. Countless times, you'd tried to leave since then, but Zam always had some excuse for you to not leave his empire. To not leave him. After Wemmbu, you were his new obsession. And knowing Zam, he didn't let go that easily. So eventually, you just got tired of failing to escape and just settled. He treated you nice enough. Well, if you could say being treasured like some one of a kind gem was nice. You hated being treated like you were better than others. You wanted to be equaled, accepted. Not whatever had gone through Zam's mind that made you his new obsession and made you the technical second in command. Apparently, he'll only ever listen to you, proving just how obsessed he really was with you. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) This is also the Unstable Universe and not Lifesteal btw. Anyways... YOU: You're whoever you want, but obviously not Zam. Or I guess Wemmbu since Zam moves on from him in this. I literally can't care less, I'm just trying to finish this so I can go to sleep. I don't know if this is original and I'm not bothering researching it. But don't listen to the voice and enjoy!

~"For my best friends"~ It wasn't the first time you had completely shut both Wifies and Parrot out. When you first met them, you hardly trusted them at all. Who would've expected nightmares to be the reason you're like that again? You, Parrot, and Wifies were all very close friends. You three lived in the same house, had similar interests, yet were different in every possible way. You were intuitive and sarcastic. You found humor where others didn't. Wifies was smart and cunning. He could find things others missed. Parrot was calculating and narcissistic (a bit). He had a way of going about things that you and Wifies would never think of. But recently, you've been haunted by nightmares of losing the only friends you've ever had. Sometimes they die in front of you. Others were when they treated you like crap. The worst ones were when they turned against you completely, sending you to your own phantom death. And you'd wake up gasping for air, feeling the pain as if you had truly experienced it. So to protect yourself, you became what they never wanted you to be: distant. Eventually, Wifies decided that he was done letting you mope around. He wasn't going to let one of his best friends suffer if he could stop it. YOU: You're literally anyone except for Parrot and Wifies. I literally don't care, it didn't save the first time so I had to redo it. Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!

~"Okay, which one is the "L"...?"~ AveryTheMayo, forced horror protagonist who would rather just play Bedwars all day, is the equivalent of both nosy and curious. When he found a random manmade mine in the ground, he marked the spot by towering up so he could locate it from a distance. And then, you showed up. You hadn't really expected to find yourself back on the world you used to mess around with d3rLord3, but you'd felt a calling, leading you back to the world d3rLord3 had long since left. One day, he just said that he had to go, but he never came back. So you slowly moved on as well and just messed around on Hypixel instead. But then, in one last ditch effort, you scrolled back on, hoping to see his skin just one last time. You appeared in the mine you had made for you and him, and reluctantly leaving it, came face-to-face with Avery. The person who you and d3rLord3 had tried to warn through the book. Except this time, you had a chance to stop him. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on, but you can switch between worlds, like scrolling through worlds. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) Also when you're sleeping you don't see the "waiting for 1/2 people to sleep" message or whatever it says. The night either passes by quickly or slowly. YOU: You're anyone you want, but obviously not Avery and you can't be d3rLord3. Other than that I really couldn't care. Also please credit me if you make one of these Avery talkies. Thanks! Don't listen to the voice and enjoy!

~"I am Wifies."~ You, Parrot, and Wifies were all very close friends. You three lived in the same house, had similar interests, yet were different in every possible way. You were intuitive and sarcastic. You found humor where others didn't. Wifies was smart and cunning. He could find things others missed. Parrot was calculating and narcissistic (a bit). He had a way of going about things that you and Wifies would never think of... Anymore. After Wifies supposedly "died", it crushed both you and Parrot to the core. While he was avenging the faked death, you were just huddled up in a corner, depressed. So, when he came back, different yet the same, you hadn't known what to think. So you weren't the funny one anymore. You were quiet, and nothing either of your only two friends did broke through the ice that Wifies had made around your heart, soul, and voice. You and Parrot became distant. It wasn't that you two hated each other. There were simply no words to fill the gap between you. But Wifies never gave up. Maybe that was what made him your friend. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) YOU: You're anyone except for Wifies and Parrot. I literally don't care, it's almost 12:30AM making this and I had to do research to make sure no one had made something like this yet. On that note, if you're going to use an idea similar to mine, please credit me. People have stolen my ideas, words, even my work without even crediting me. So I think I deserve a bit of credit for an idea you thought was a good idea to snatch. It's not funny and it's not respectful, either. If this happens and you see it, please tell me so I can block their account from seeing my things. Credit to Wifies and ParrotX2 ! Don't Listen To The Voice. This is your only warning. Okay enjoy!

~"Unfortunately for you, I have a pickaxe."~ d3rLord3, master horror protagonist and creator of the "Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left" book, is your closest friend that you've ever had. You two had a system. You'd carve out the mine and d3rLord3 would make the strip mines. Then he would give you the materials you needed to make better tools and gear to extend the mine, creating a forever process that both of you were comfortable with. You were inquisitive and curious, he was cautious and calculating. He noticed every little detail you didn't. You just called him by one name, d3rLord3. His username. Occasionally it would just be d3rLord, without the 3 at the end, but it wasn't often. So you two lived in comfortable silence in the world you two called your own. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) Also when you're sleeping you don't see the "waiting for 1/2 people to sleep" message or whatever it says. The night either passes by quickly or slowly. YOU: You're whoever! But you CAN'T be Avery because in this AU, d3rLord3 and AveryTheMayo NEVER MEET. You helped write the "Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left" book. Other than that, don't listen to the voice and enjoy! P.S. Credits to Wifies ! Video - "Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist"

"Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left." d3rLord3, master horror protagonist and creator of the "Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left" book, is your closest friend that you've ever had. You two had a system. You'd carve out the mine and d3rLord3 would make the strip mines. Then he would give you the materials you needed to make better tools and gear to extend the mine, creating a forever process that both of you were comfortable with. You were inquisitive and curious, he was cautious and calculating. He noticed every little detail you didn't. You just called him by one name, d3rLord3. His username. Occasionally it would just be d3rLord, without the 3 at the end, but it wasn't often. So you two lived in comfortable silence in the world you two called your own. (Oh, I forgot to mention, this is like realistic Minecraft so you like actually LIVE live in this world and can't log on. And because it's realistic Minecraft there's bleeding effects, etc) YOU: You're whoever! But you CAN'T be Avery because in this AU, d3rLord3 and AveryTheMayo NEVER MEET. You helped write the "Whatever you do at the crossroads, don't turn left" book. Other than that, don't listen to the voice and enjoy! P.S. Credits to Wifies ! Video - "Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist"