so um any news i have imma just edit this and type it below 👇 so on Tuesday my school is going on a lockdown 😝 so sigma (also its 2pm for me rn and im home early from school YAAY 🥳) (um Tuesday me- everyone is a LIAR!!!!) ITS MY BIRTHDAY ON WEDNESDAY SO I’LL BE MAKING A TALKIE SAYING ITS MY B-DAY AFTER SCHOOL ON THAT DAY 🎂 sorry i dont post as much as i used to- but dw im having a school holiday so i’ll be able to post more I HAVE YOUTUBE MY YOUTUBE IS 👉👉 @theR34L_k3njiii 👈👈 i might post less, sorry… i downloaded Pollybuzz- AND OMG IT FEELS WEIRD COMPARED TO TALKIE 😭 i wont rlly post on Pollybuzz tho as uh… IM FAMOUS HERE 🤩🤩 yeah im deleting Pollybuzz

Lyrics: AI: I swallowed shampoo 🧴 🐱 You:Probably gonna die 💀 😱 AI: it smelled like fruit 🍎 🍌 You: That was a lie 🤥 AI: called the number on the bottle 📞 🍼 You: spoke to a guy 👨 🗣 AI: he said “vomit” 🤢 🤮 You: i said “why” 🤨 🤷 AI: he said “poison” 😱 🤢 You: i said “goodbye” 👋 😔 AI: i look at my finger ☝️ 🤞 You: i look at my life 👀 🫠 AI: it wasnt that much 🤏😄 You: i’ll probably be fine 😁 🙂 AI: i swallowed shampoo 🧴 😱 You: im probably gonna die 💀 😢 AI: it smelled like fruit 🍉 🍏 You: that was a lie 🤥

🇸🇾 BACKGROUND BY: “Ohmysyifa” ✨ 🍀🦴🎈🕋 so Syria 🇸🇾 is friends with: America 🇺🇸, Egypt 🇪🇬, Ukraine 🇺🇦, Türkiye 🇹🇷, Belarus , Armenia 🇦🇲, Cuba 🇨🇺, South Sudan 🇸🇸, Sudan 🇸🇩, South Korea 🇰🇷, Venezuela 🇻🇪, France 🇫🇷, and Germany 🇩🇪. his enemies are Israel 🇮🇱, Iran 🇮🇷 (possibly), and Russia 🇷🇺 (possibly). his family members are: Palestine 🇵🇸, Iraq 🇮🇶, Egypt 🇪🇬, Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦, and UAE 🇦🇪. he likes reading 📖 and learning languages 💬, but he already speaks Arabic 🇸🇦, English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, and Perisan 🇮🇷. (most of this is from the CountryHuman Wiki btw!!) 🍀🦴🎈🕋

SO YALL GET UH- *thinks aggressively* hm… 🤔🤔 *thinks more* AHA!! 💡 yall get a dare you have to complete. the countries are their dares will be below! (if the country u wanna be isnt below just make up ur dare)!! USA 🇺🇸 - stop drinking oil for a week Russia 🇷🇺 - kiss your enemy UK 🇬🇧 - throw your tea bags into the pool Germany 🇩🇪 - quit your job (💀) France 🇫🇷 - kill someone China 🇨🇳 - tell your biggest secret Spain 🇪🇸 - learn Korean Italy 🇮🇹 - put pineapple on pizza India 🇮🇳 - hug Pakistan Pakistan 🇵🇰- hug India Ukraine 🇺🇦 - dont fall in love Austria 🇦🇹 - paint something Canada 🇨🇦 - yell at someone Greenland 🇬🇱 - TALK!! (in my AU, Greenland doesn’t talk, he just makes noises or uses sign language even though he can talk) Netherlands 🇳🇱 - quit smoking Finland 🇫🇮 - punch any of your brothers (aka Sweden or Norway) Ireland 🇮🇪 - find a 4 leaf clover Yemen 🇾🇪 - f l i p y o u r f l a g . Serbia 🇷🇸 - let Kosovo have independence Luxembourg 🇱🇺 - give away half your money to North Korea North Korea 🇰🇵 - get along with South Korea South Korea 🇰🇷 - get along with North Korea Taiwan 🇹🇼 - get recognised my your brother (China) Vatican City 🇻🇦 - invade Italy Switzerland 🇨🇭 - stop being neutral for a day Turkey 🇹🇷 - eat turkey Greece 🇬🇷 - punch a wall Poland 🇵🇱 - stop being a scaredy cat

✨ this is past USA/America/US! ✨ so 13 colonies is 14 (in my AU), his brothers are British Canada (10), British Australia (7) and British New Zealand (5). he gets forced to work as he is the least favorite child (British Canada and British New Zealand are the favorites). his father is the British Empire and he is VERY strict. he makes 13 (short for 13 Colonies) call him “sir” or “master”, and if he doesn’t… you dont even wanna KNOW what happens. just like how USA does in the future, 13 loves eagles and oil (and one day hopes to be independent 😉). SPEAKING OF INDEPENDENCE 🤠 he gained independence on July 4th, 1776, British Canada gained independence on April 17th, 1867, British New Zealand gained independence in November 1947 (doesn’t tell me the date on google, just month and year), and British Australia gained independence on January 1st, 1901. he gets b€4t€n and wh1pp€d by British Empire, as hes the least favorite child out of British Canada, British Australia and British New Zealand. (WOW I ADDED A LOT!! uh- be anyone- either a colony or British Empire, i reccomend being British Empire tho- BUT ITS UR CHOICE ❤️)

so you guys go to school together and he is your enemy, he has made it his life mission to make you become unpopular. he has dark, brown eyes and short, red hair (its dyed btw, so it aint his natural hair color). he is popular, manipulative and aggressive. his father is rich and he has no mother. he is French, and you guys are in the UK (yay my home country!!). you guys have all your lessons together and you both either always sit near each other, or NEXT to each other. he has lots of friends such as Frankie, Billy, Jim and more. ———YOU——— you’re the new kid at this school, you’re Canadian, and you are very kind and friendly. you are a girl (sorry boys), and you are Polish (😍). you are bisexual, and so is Rory. you have a few friends, as Rory has takes most of them, such as Marina, Ava and Lilly. you also have light blonde hair and bright blue eyes (most Polish people have light blonde hair and blue eyes but you can change it)

you sit next to him in maths and history, you guys are in America and he is from Russia. recently, you guys got dorm rooms and he was your roommate. he isnt popular (as hes the only Russian in the whole school and most of the students hate Russians), charming and silly. he always goofs around with his friends (Mike, Leon and Tim) and he is bisexual. he is rich, has short, black hair and loves swimming and anything to to with the water. he is also 5’11 ———YOU——— so you are any gender, you have blonde hair and blue eyes, you are popular and a bookworm. you love throwing parties and sleeping in, and you always skip your detentions (when you have them). you are friends with a LOT of people. your best friends are Stephen (he’s been your friends since elementary), Sophia, Joe, Toby and Avery (one of the only girls you’re friends with). everyone ships you with Avery as a joke, as everyone knows you’re bi. (IMMA MAKE THIS INTO A SERIES CALLED “Highland School”)

uhh i was bored so imma just um- make this talkie rq- so IAmNotPennyIsWise (I.A.N.P.I.W) loves oil 😍, loves America 🇺🇸 and makes people work on her bean farms 😅, she also loves countryhumans 🌍. she’s a female (NAH DANG SHES AN UM- DINOSAUR!!! 🦖- jkjk-), shes from Alaska, USA 🇺🇸 and… UH- ~💭 THINK K3NJII THINK!! 💭~ OH YEAH 🤠!! ….. i forgor.. oh yea…! she is.. ✨ popula ✨ (she has 3,200+ subs 🤯🤯) (HOW?!? 👿😾👻👺🤡👹), shes also loves statehumans 🌎 and shes made a few solarballs talkies so imma assume she likes it 🌕 (correct me if im wrong 🥲). I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE IDK WHAT ELSE 🤠🤠- oh yah- she’s dating Bwidishbween (apparently but i support 🙌🫶)! (dont use the voice it probably sounds like a cricket dying 🦗)

\_/ he likes tacos 🌮 football ⚽️ his siblings (Portugal 🇵🇹 and Brazil 🇧🇷) and music 🎶 \_/ \_/ he hates rugby 🏉 candy 🍬 and being in public 📢 \_/ ((his friends are USA 🇺🇸 UK 🇬🇧 Canada 🇨🇦 Brazil 🇧🇷 Argentina 🇦🇷 Portugal 🇵🇹 and some other NATO members)) ((his enemies are Russia 🇷🇺 Cuba 🇨🇺 China 🇨🇳 North Korea 🇰🇵 and any other communist countries))