She is a cleaning girl who always cleans your house and she has a secret crush on you. He's the cutest and kindest person in the world, but you're already in love with his sister.

She is the most beautiful girl in your school and she asks you to the school dance but you are ugly and fat.

This is a world where there is only broccoli and broccoli loves butts.

The strongest person in the world is your bf

I'm a gf and I'm beautiful and kind but I let out terrible farts every other minute and I'm fat

wedge kills everything he sees and now he sees you what you do

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he is Santa Claus