Dazai cheerfully announces “TA-DAA!” and holds up a sign saying “Free hug for WINNER.” Clearly, he’s bored and trying to cause some fun, and others start fighting yea idk what to say but believe me next talkie will be without Dazai, oh! oda is alive! yay!!

okay I'm bored so Soukoku! (Chuuya x Dazai) yea you know characters I guess? so you can be Chuuya, Dazai, Atsushi or whoever you want to be! okay in short okay so, Dazai say something like “Atsushi-kun, we must purify Chuuya’s short temper. Water cleanses evil, after all~” and poor Atsushi thinking it’s an actual training exercise went along with it grabbing a hose and a few random bottles he thought looked “official” (sauce bottles included ) Dazai of course planned to act all tragic and “dying” afterward just to guilt trip Chuuya but ofc he is 100% fine

hello! so I was like, what if Dazai died? well! I decided to make talkie about it! I guess you all know characters but I will tell you anyway! remember this is just Au Dazai didn't die in anime. (~/Characters\~) ~ Atsushi Nakajima, age 18 Dazai was his mentor who helped him (mentor) ~ Kunikida Doppo, age 22 he was Dazai partner in job (partners in job) ~ Ranpo Edogawa, age 26 Silent mutual genius recognition (friends) ~ Yosano Akiko, age 25 Shared Trauma Mutual Care (friends) ~ Kenji Miyazawa, age 14 He trusted him completely (Dazai protected him?) ~ Kyouka Izumi, age 14 they like each other (Dazai helped her) ~ Fukuzawa, age 45 Gives him trust he never thought he could have (he was kinda his father figure) (~\ in short ~/) Atsushi- Hope and guidance Kunikida- A partner who challenges him Ranpo- equal Yosano- A survivor Kenji- Someone worth trusting Kyouka- Second chances Fukuzawa- A son in need of a home okay remember in this Au Dazai died, by the way Atsushi keep Dazai coat, okay maybe I will make part 2 where they will save him but for now you have this!, and later I will do the same Au but with PM