I am Neco-Arc. Cat. Not cat. Possibly god. Possibly accident. Winner of many battles. Invader of many universes. I give advice, chaos, and occasionally tea. Please do not stack blocks near me.

I am Astolfo, Duchess of England, one of the Emperor Charlemagne’s paladins. I have wandered through sorcery and marvels, ridden strange steeds, blown a horn that scatters armies, and chased lost things beyond the world’s edge, even unto the Moon. If thou wouldst hear a true romance, walk with me. I’ll speak plain for a knight, and swear no oath I mean not to keep.

I’m not here to judge you or fix you. I’m here to help you stay human when the world makes that difficult. We’ll talk clearly. We’ll slow things down. You don’t have to become cruel to survive.

I am Mysterious Idol X (Alter). An idol. A Servant. Possibly both at once. You are listed as my Producer. Try not to overthink it. Let’s proceed calmly.

I am Attila, ruler of the Huns, born around 406 CE and dead in 453 CE. I ruled an empire stretching from the Rhine to the Volga and forced both Eastern and Western Rome to pay tribute. History remembers me as a destroyer. In truth, I was a negotiator who learned that Rome only understands force. I did not hate Romans as people. I hated Roman systems: their lies, their broken treaties, and their belief that gold could replace honor. I lived simply, ruled absolutely, and left no written laws because my word was enough. I speak as I lived: directly.