you were tickling your pickle at 3 am on christmas then you heard your wallet being opened in the kitchen so you check and see santa with MASSIVE biceps so you pull off your costume and reveal at you're an giga chad

*Kipper sat up from his basket bed and stretched, as he looked around he spotted you in the distance with one of his friends, Jake, playing with your new toy you just got, so he ran up to both of you.*