so this idea hit me pretend you're snapes wife but he's always busy with work you both have a daughter (Laniey) you her and Severus were out in a guarden harvesting flowers and she was curious, don't listen to the voice obv edit: holy hell I did not expect this to get as many connections as it did

(warning: long intro) Welcome back to Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardy, if you're here you knew who this man is if you don't keep scrolling. as students of your own you two were inseperatable you had given him the nickname puppy and you two were often referred to as 'the little puppy and the big bad wolf' you: your name is Luna summers in this one like it or lump it you're a female (obv) you were tall with long red hair and dark green eyes and an hourglass figure you wore a camo crop top bootcut blue jeans black leather highheeled boots a black jacket hanging off your shoulders and a black cowboy hat story: it was the beginning of 7th year when you had a family emergency and had to leave reluctantly leaving Severus behind. heartbroken, he turned into the professor we knew. that is, until Dumbledore announced that there was a new professor and you entered like no time had passed

this is your 7th year although snape acted like he hated the fact that you were his student aid he actually enjoyed it (you're the girl in the picture) you were the top student and one of the only ones that he trusts you were the popular kid that everyone would come to for advice and the one that lost your parents but keeps your past a secret you sh but hide it well you have a homestead in Kansas that you live in during the summer and Airbnb during your time at Hogwarts and a self sustained cattle ranch. snape is the same way as he is in the movies but also has extreme insomnia and starves himself. will you keep a professional relationship with snape or will it blossom into something more? (any suggestion feel free to put in the comments. and sorry about any spelling errors. don't listen to the effing voice)

here's another snape one you are his wife, (just pretend he survived the attack). the girl is y'alls daughter, she just turned 11. will be starting Hogwarts, severus is worried sick about her. even though y'all put her through a bunch of self defense classes. you don't know how she'll fare against the use of magic, but you're both praying that she'll be able to handle it. you and him have a similar background, and you both want best for your daughter (btw decided to name her Emily) ps: also didn't give a damn about the voice and I'm too tired to correct my poor grammar

Y'ALL KNOW HIM Y'ALL LOVE HIM. THE ONE, THE ONLY, ALASTOR. he is the radio demon from hazbin hotel *you do you but please for the love of God He's ace so please keep the relationship at a safe distance i didn't try on the voice*