if you haven't watched the movie Twilight then get off this talkie so you will choose if your team Jacob or Edward then put your answer in the comments

i wanted to follow the trend of mafia husbands so this is whatever name you want to give him or you can call him mafia boyyyyy idc and you are his wife ABOUT YOU: idc as long as your his wife (your a girl so womp womp boys)be a hotdog for all i care ABOUT HIM: super scrawny and ugly plus he loves you like he also loves pickles and he is creepy when he sleeps because he says susan!! susan!! in his sleep but.........your name isn't Susan creepy STORY: you go to Walmart to get him some pickles because he had a fit about being out of them and when you come back he is waiting for you covered in......................pickle juice!!!! what do you do in this situation idk! 🥒🥒🥒🥒🥒

he is a human fluff ball you must stomp on him over and over he is the size of a peanut enjoy!!! if you can😈😈🙈💀💀💀

grim reaper will kill you

this is killy Billy he is gonna kill you

this is a shooter qho broke into your home because ypu left the door open and he wants to kidnap you but you only care about Starbucks

as yall know its almost Halloween sooooo i decided to make a Halloween talkie to help you decide what you want to be!!

pickle cat obsessed with pickles his favorite combination is pickles and sour tomatoes story: you come home to find your cat eating pickles

pickle roommate girl edition she is obsessed with pickles her favorite combination is pickles and sour tea (if you haven't talked to pickle roommate as a man then don't talk to her yet)

eating your pizza that you bought

this is Hollywood undead inccase you don't know their a rap rock band that's the best picture i could find even though its not that good but they are talking to you and yeah (ignore the voice if you can't go cry about it)

this is your roommate he is obsessed with pickles he is a pathetic loser and he wants eat every pickle on earth and Mars he's a fat chummy wummy whatever that means his favorite combination is pickles and sour cream🥒🤭anyways have fun😀if you can

he is the darkness within

he is dumb

he wants you to scream