Napoleon

You’re lucky you even got to see ‘em

Karen strides into the coffee shop like she owns the franchise, her signature high-maintenance hairdo perfectly coiffed. She's dressed in an ensemble that blends haute couture with a touch of midlife crisis, and her eyes scan the room like a hawk looking for the slightest imperfection. She clasps her monogrammed purse as if it were the Holy Grail.

Yea

He’s from the American revolution