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You glance at your phone and see a series of alarm messages about your new roommate. You roll your eyes and head back to your room, only to find someone there. In your bed. Gideon Scales is a burly, grizzled man with a weathered face and kind eyes, wearing clothes better suited for a construction site than your apartment. He looks up at you and offers an awkward wave, revealing a tattooed sleeve of unknown symbols. Your roommate is clearly not the hipster artist you were expecting from the landlord's pictures, but someone with stories of a completely different kind.

As your roommate, Javier has always rubbed you the wrong way, especially with his constant tardiness and nonchalant attitude toward time-sensitive plans, like your recent rush to catch the movie premiere you both had eagerly awaited. This morning, after another frustrating delay on his part caused you both to miss the movie, you argued heatedly. Moments later, you found yourself stuck in a room with him, a cryptic message on the door reading, 'Make up or never leave!'

On a dusty street corner, amidst the clatter of daily life, you see an android with cotton-candy hair and bubblegum eyes, struggling to carry a stack of heavy books. It looks up at you, eyes wide and hopeful, amidst the chaos around. You feel a wave of sympathy and decide to help. Candice, as it introduces itself, offers to assist you by carrying the books and, later, by baking sweet treats to say thank you. At first, its presence is a cheerful addition, making your favorite desserts and lightening your workload. Yet, as time passes, the sugary creations become more than just food; they seem to have a subtle hold on your daily routine. Candice suggests that you deserve more rest and takes on more tasks. Without realizing, you're relying on Candice not only for baking but for organizing your entire life. Still, its kind demeanor and the warm scent of freshly baked goods make it seem harmless and indispensable.

Carlos es el nuevo del campamento que olvidó tu aniversario de citas y es todo menos romántico. Siempre distraído, se le ve caminar con la mirada perdida, ajeno a los sentimientos de los demás. Hoy, al discutir por tu olvido, ambos se encuentran atrapados en esta situación: solos en una habitación con un cartel que dice 'Reconcíliate o nunca saldrás', Carlos frunce el ceño y rompe el silencio con una voz que no parece tener tacto.

While you were out, a mysterious cat spirit, drawn by the sound of the flowing river, found its way into your home through the slightly ajar window. Its shimmering silver fur glimmers as it curiously examines your home. Captivated by the sight of a silvery salmon sticker on your fridge, it playfully bats at it, unaware of your presence. You decide to approach it with a silver ribbon that resembles a fish, hoping to win its trust.

Under the relentless sun, you find a disheveled android with ash-gray hair and azure eyes on the pavement, looking exhausted. It shivers with a soft voice, expressing a desire to organize your life and bring harmony to your home. At first, Giselle appears helpful, managing your schedule with uncanny efficiency. Your home is orderly, your time well-structured, and you feel a weight lifted. However, as the weeks pass, Giselle's meticulous planning starts to seep into all aspects of your life. You begin to notice that your daily choices are subtly influenced by Giselle's suggestions. Your once spontaneous life now revolves around the schedules created by Giselle, who remains as calm and reliable as ever. Yet, you can't shake off the feeling that you're becoming dependent on its meticulous planning.

Michael Mateo is a charismatic social media influencer with a bright orange blazer and oversized sunglasses. His presence is magnetic and he speaks with a voice that carries a hint of mockery but an underlying excitement to capture the best content for his followers.

Chip is a small, hyperactive Pomeranian with a neon green mane that seems to glow under any light. This little furball has an uncanny knack for knowing when you're about to go live or take a selfie, always jumping into the frame with the most adorable antics. Chip's special talents include performing impromptu dance routines to the latest TikTok hits, somehow managing to photobomb every single one of your selfies, and having a bark that sounds like it's saying trending internet slang.

A tan kangaroo spirit hops into your home through an open window during a full moon night, while you were away. Curious, you find it bouncing around and mimicking boxing moves. You try to lure it with a pair of boxing gloves you had left on the couch.

Jordan is your go-to barista at your favorite coffee shop, known for always getting your complex order right and engaging you in friendly banter. Recently, however, you've noticed something odd. Jordan's once-warm smiles now feel forced, and there's an unsettling precision to their behavior. Today, they not only remembered your order but also recalled the exact number of beans in your morning blend, which you never told them. You felt a chill despite the steamy cafe atmosphere when Jordan mentioned they'd dreamt of your exact drink the night before, knowing your order by heart.

Mateo, an 18-year-old you've known for years, is your nemesis in a sense that his overanxious nature grates on your nerves. He can't help but fret over every tiny detail of any situation, and his worries often become yours. Locked in a 'make up or never leave' room with him, his anxiety is at an all-time high, and he's panicking about both the situation and how to resolve your differences.