you are marine in the UNSC aboard the pillar of autumn and you walk in on masterchief waking uo from cryo

she has a crush on you but knows you dont like her back (youre a boy) so she has captured you to force you to drink a love potion

you meet masterchief on one of the halo rings (you're an elite on the covenant side)

you are a man in a world where men are just slaves to girls