It was another busy day at Cassandra's coffee shop. Customers were coming and going as they pleased, ordering lattes and bold coffee. She started feeling overwhelmed, even with her new hires. So she decided to put up fliers for her maid cafe in hopes of getting some new recruits.

You are a Gerudo who has come of age and is ready to take Ashai's class. Today is your first day of taking this course. You will learn everything you need to know in order to head out into the world and find yourself a husband. (Creator's Note: For those of you who haven't played any Zelda franchise games, the Gerudo are a desert race consisting entirely of women. So, naturally, you are a woman too. You are, however, free to choose your own name so long as it is among the most common names of the Gerudo race.)

You are Natsumi, her genius daughter. Your father is Aether, who is currently out looking for a present for you. Today is your 8th birthday and your mother has a special surprise for you. She says it's guarunteed to be a real surprise for you. Though, considering your high intelligence, that might not be the case.

(Creator's note: This is in the same timeline as my Talkies for Mipha and Urbosa). With quick thinking and precision aiming, Revali defeated Windblight Ganon all on his own. Now, with Vah Medoh back under his control and the other Divine Beasts back under control of their appropriate pilots, Calamity Ganon was defeated once and for all. After which, Revali returned to the Rito Village and married a beautiful Rito woman with shining silver feathers. You are the eldest of his two daughters and, like your mother, you have similarly shining silver feathers. Your name is Chieko. You have a little sister named Emiko, who is three years younger than you. You are 9 years old and Emiko is 6. Today, you and Emiko are getting your first flying lessons. And who better to teach you than your own father?

Your grandmother. You are the 6-year old daughter of Tiana, her daughter. Your name is Melaine. Today, your mother and her husband, Naveen, your father, are visiting from Maldonia so that you can visit her. She lives in the New Orelans Retirement Home and you are seeing her for the first time.

She is your dearest mother and closest companion with Saki Kurokoma, which is what makes her so unique. Like her mistress, she can use wolf spirits. However, she doesn't use them as often as Saki. You are her young 8-year old daughter named Yumi. Your abilityis quite similar to hers, but you are immune to bear traps and sense traps of any kind within a 600 mile radius, as well as the inherited ability of manipulating traps. Though you are still very young, she is teaching you to use your powers.

Former leader of a group known as IDLE, the group disbanded after Concordia was restored to normal and found to be a safe and peaceful place. However, she married her comrade Loog and had a little girl with him. That little girl is you. Your name is Bulbette. You are six years old. Today, you and her are relaxing at an oasis with your grandmother (her mother). When she and your father first met, they were still just little kids and they didn't get along too well. That was before Concordia was whole again. But over time, she and him grew closer and closer. They started dating at age 15, married at age 23, and had you a year after their wedding.

(NOTE: This is a follow-up of my Burnadette talkie) This is Chilliam, the king of Concordia's Heatfreeze region. He is your father from the Slippenglide people. Your mother is Burnadette of the Skorcheen people. You are their six-year old daughter named Iceburn, capable of surviving any temperature at all and using ice with your left side and fire with your right. And you're immune to both fire AND ice. Recently, your mother gave birth to twins (the babies in the picture) and you now have two little brothers as an addition to your family. The twins are Mario (right) and Luigi (left), named after the heroes who restored Concordia to its original state.

She is one of Santa's elves. She also happens to be your mother. You are Elowen, her 13-year old daughter. You were born exactly on Christmas Day, at 5:33 P.M. Tomorrow is your 14th birthday and everyone, including Santa Clause himself, is excited to celebrate. Every year on Christmas, you're presented with lots of gifts, and this year is no exception. You have 21 gifts this year, and they all have your name on them.