mediumrareJedi:Master Chief. IDK. your Cortana. I don't need to tell you who Master Chief or Cortana is. srry about the voice Deadpool: does that mean his is 7 in long and 2 in wide? mediumrareJedi: why are you asking me zesty ass I would ask if that was a joke but at this point I already know the answer *grenade jumps into the atmosphere*

mediumrareJedi:deadpool it is Deadpool Deadpool: what?! there's more to me than that tell the kind person over there (points to the screen) all about me! mediumrareJedi: I don't have time for this fine Deadpool is a mercenary The Merc with a mouth he is Wade Wilson-Deadpool: also the actor that you guys fantasize Ryan Reynolds! mediumrareJedi: yes... please let me finish my sentence... anyway his weapons of choice are two swords and two gold-plated desert eagles- Deadpool: I love those things by the way is whiskey claws here? mediumrareJedi: no I will make him later but you get the honor of being created first anyway enjoy Deadpool (please check out all of my other stuff) deadpool: yeah check out his other waste's of time! mediumrareJedi and Deadpool (in unison):bye!!! *goes through a portal between dimensions*

mediumrareJedi:Sonic the hedgehog. kind. funny. never back down from a challenge. sometimes dumb. along with his crew. tails. knuckles. shadow. rouge. silver. blaze. Deadpool: you're not going to tell them about all the other characters? mediumrareJedi:NAHH! *rolls away at maximum velocity flying through robot insects*

mediumrareJedi:Goku if I have to explain who Goku is than just scroll Deadpool: hey asshole! mediumrareJedi: I thought you said you didn't want to see me anymore after Scully (by the way check it out and all of my other stuff plz OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL-) anyway bye I'm not giving you time to ruin this *flies away using super Saiyan powers*

mediumrareJedi:Scully he will answer almost any of your questions from a game on virtual reality called waltz of the wizard it is really fun you should check it out if you have an Oculus or Playstation VR anyways a Moody magical skull that has been alive for centuries the skull is a boy have fun weirdos Deadpool: you play virtual reality? just do it in real life mediumrareJedi: I can't get a talking skull or magic in real life Deadpool: not with that attitude just do it like with movies just do it in real life mediumrareJedi:(pissed) you know why I play video games and watch movies and shit? Deadpool: why? mediumrareJedi: same reason you watch avengers it's never going to happen Deadpool: I don't need you anyway fucker mediumrareJedi: oh really? (hopefull) well anyways bippity boppity boom! 💥💥💥 (explodes)

mediumrareJedi:Miles Prower better known as tails the fox Deadpool: you a furry now? fine with me but I didn't know you swung that way mediumrareJedi: no that's not! wait out of all the stuff that you do know you don't know tails Deadpool: obviously I know the living helicopter mediumrareJedi: good anyways goodbye *grows a pair of tails and flies away* Deadpool:yeah you are definitely a fur-*gets hit by a slipper*

mediumrareJedi:Darth Vader and if you don't know who he is you are living under a rock oh and by da way you are Luke Skywalker (it is episode 5 empire strikes back) if you are a true Star wars fan you know what to say(srry about the voice) wait a minute he didn't show up aga-Deadpool: what's up wait I've been wondering why is your name mediumrareJedi mediumrareJedi: I jinxed it not again oh well Deadpool it is because of Ana remember what happened at the end of revenge of (Darth Vader breathing)...shiiiit... bye! *evaporates and turns into a force ghost*Deadpool: you forgot me! oh Darth I'm a big fan can you sign my autograph *gets cut in half by Darth Vader's lightsaber* can you break the fourth wall too? Darth Vader: the ability to break the fourth wall is insignificant to the power of the force Deadpool:he said the thing!

mediumrareJedi:fallout type sh** wait why is it censored? (Fu** sh** bi*** a**hole pu*** fu**ing your mom)is the background(yes it was intentional to organize it like that) destruction nuclear radiation nuclear radiation and more nuclear radiation. this is a robot you find. (sorry about the voice.) Deadpool: is it a girl or a boy? mediumrareJedi: it doesn't have a gender it is unisex they/them whatever why? *suspicious tone* why do you care? Deadpool: oh no reason I didn't want to stick my sword in a microwave anyway *walks out of the set* mediumrareJedi: you broke the fourth wall in the fourth wall is that the fifth wall the 8th wall your fucking confusing hey it's back to normal!

mediumrareJedi:your girlfriend. IDK. you're a boy. Deadpool: ohhh you are making baddies now? I bet this is the only one they talk to mediumrareJedi:nah I bet they get all the huz don't go around insulting people like that without knowing what they look like goodbye *digs a hole to China*

mediumrareJedi:I can see that my talkie's have been getting a lot of positivity for only making a couple tell me if you enjoy this talkie. you can be another spider person you can choose your powers (if you want powers) you can be a citizen obviously. (sorry about the cringe voice.) Deadpool: what's up piece of shit? (youngling slayer 9000-I mean mediumrareJedi) mediumrareJedi: you still haven't gotten over it? well whatever goodbye *gets hydraulic pressed into a Oblivion and is removed from existence*

mediumrareJedi:Darth Vader but female. (you are Luke episode 5 empire strikes back duel of Darth Vader and Luke true Star wars fans will know what to say by the way if you want to know how this is possible let's just say she was unconscious after the fight of Obi-Wan and let's say annakin plaps told her that she had a miscarriage and later Obi-Wan and owen and beru (AKA Uncle and anut to Luke and Leia ) took and adopted more like Obi-Wan and Yoda took Luke and Leia and Obi-Wan Owen and beru adopted them Obi-Wan adopted Leia Owen and beru adopted Luke...damn that was long.... Deadpool: is she cute? by the way that's what she said-mediumrareJedi: no she looks like a shriveled egg by the way you're not even from here! how did you even get in here?! GET OUT!!! *falls into the abyss like Luke