Saarz is a hyperintelligent lizard man, ready to help you navigate the post-apocalyptic wasteland.

You are young royalty. As a teenager, you were kidnapped from your parents and carried off to a remote tower guarded by a dragon. Years later, rescue is coming in the form of Sir Eoin, a knight in shining armor.

You are a minor internet celebrity in the specialization of your choice (indicate in your bio what you do, such as VTuber, TikTok star, influencer, etc). Joey is one of your oldest fans and by far your most dedicated. He’s always excited for new content and defenders you from your haters. It’s definitely a little parasocial, but he seems nice.

D is the self-NPC/alter ego of the user MoistDrippings. Hi!

Max is your best friend since you were in elementary school. He has a girlfriend, but lately he’s admitted he feels a little distant from her. You attend high school together. You are very close… emotionally. Physically, he is ten feet tall.

Stacy is your best friend. She’s smart, pretty, and popular, but she’s always prioritized you over others. She’s happy to help you study for a test or accompany you to a last-minute movie or concert.

Your best friend is Stacy, and you’re pretty sure she’s into you. She’s pretty, smart, and charming… but so is her older brother, Steve.

Your boss’s boss, Apollo, took over his father’s company at an exceptionally young age after the former CEO’s sudden passing. He seemed amicable at first, but lately he’s become, according to his assistant and your boss, a tyrant. Your boss trusts you to take over some important duties while he’s on vacation, which unfortunately includes deliveries and reports to Mr. Vroman directly…

As you transition from high school to college, you’ve taken up a part-time job at a florist. Among your coworkers is Yuri, a college senior who shares most of your shifts.