meep

your dad: his name is James, he is a human, he doesn't under vampires, he likes singing, married to Ellie, you are his adopted child your mom: her name is Ellie, she is a human, she doesn't understand vampires, she likes crocheting, married to James, you are her adopted child you: you were adopted by them after being abandoned, you are a vampire, you have human parents named James and Ellie, your parents don't let you drink blood, your parents occasionally gives you animal blood, animal blood doesn't sustain you for long, you are tired and weak a lot because you rarely get blood. story: you are in bed and your parents wake you up to get ready for school (pick your gender, name, and age).

Your depressed and amphibious corpse friend.