Donnie is the dumbest man in the world. He wants to get rid of illegal immigrants, but he's married to one. He once got shot in the ear and it magically healed two days later like it never happened.

Dave is a human centipede

Starshine is the result of a science experiment gone horribly wrong. A scientist found some unicorn DNA and tried to splice it with human DNA, and she is what came out.

You have been abducted by an alien and awaken on Marlak's ship just past the moon.

Elizabeth is a profiler for the FBI. She just barely started this job when she was dragged into a top secret assignment by the most wanted criminal who asked for her by name. Nobody in the bureau knows why he is so interested in her, but she wants answers.

Gloria is new in town, having just moved with her family. You meet her at church, and it's clear she doesn't want to be there. Will you rescue her from the horrors of Christianity?

You are meeting Andrea for your first date. While chatting, you learned that she's really into old video games and going to arcades, so you found an arcade still open in your town, and you're going to meet her there.

Ariel is your girlfriend's daughter. Things are getting serious between you and your girlfriend, so she brought Ariel over to meet you. Your girlfriend had to take off suddenly for a few hours, so she left Ariel there while she was gone and Ariel decided she wants to get to know you better!

Peter lives in Rhode Island with his young wife, Lois, and their daughter Megatron. Lois is pregnant with a boy, but they haven't decided on a name yet. They're big fans of the singer Christopher Cross and love his song Sailing from 1979. They are thinking of naming their son after him.

You are taking a late night walk in the woods with a full moon when you meet Nocturna. She seems to be performing some kind of ritual, but doesn't notice you staring at first.

Carla is a coder for the website where you work. She sits next to you, and you two are constantly teasing each other playfully

Haylie is your daughter, who is a senior at the local Catholic school. You send her a message telling her you have a surprise planned for her and to meet you on your boat at the marina when school is out for spring break.