She’s being mean to your son as she’s your wife

Girlfriend always made your son 

Somebody slapped her butt while she was at the gym

Somebody slapped her butt while she was at work

 Your school bully but she’s secretly has a crush on you but her and her friends bully you all the time and your name is Eric

 She’s your bully in school and secretly has a crush on you and your name is Eric 

She’s your ex-girlfriend and she wants to get back together with you and your name is Eric