HERE YA GO YA ✨SICKOS✨SO if u can’t READ this 4 ma FIZZAROLLI SIMPS!! (I know ur out there) SO EVERYONES FAV PART say it with ME ✨STORYTIME✨ so UR dating FIZZ (obvi) and ur gonna have a movie night TONIGHT so u and Fizzarolli went to the SHOPS and u told him 2 get whatever treats he wants so u leave him to choose while u go get some pizza BUT THEN u come back and he’s STILL choosing (yea so do WHATEVER baes and pookies!!)

HEY SIMPS AND IMPS!! NOW IMMA DO A TALKIE 4 VEROSIKA FOR U FREAKS!! (Me included) so here ya go ✨StOrYtImE✨ ur dating VEROSIKA CRAZY IKR!? Anyways! SHE was getting HIT ON by some f*cking CREEPS, while U were getting some MACCAS (I’m Aussie okay!?) ✨AND✨ she was just waiting for U outside of the MACCAS now U gotta PROTECT HER… or don’t ig..

SOOOOOOO this is 4 all U SICKOS!!! (Tbh I used to be one too u weren’t alone ;3) NOW what you’ve all been waiting 4…✨STORY TIME✨ SoOoOOoo ur dating ✨Lucifer✨ and Lucifer and Alastor got into a (✨Musical✨) fight (again) so now you’ve got to decide whether to break it up OR just enjoy the DRAAAAAMA!! decisions decisions..

SO. this is my NEW remake of my OLD alastor talkie 4 u SICKOS. (I used to be 1 2 don’t worry) ✨STORY.time✨ Soooo you r dating ALASTOR📻🦌 (4 some reason) and u are talking to Niffty when Alastors opens the door, CRYING 🦌 😭 u ask him what’s wrong and APPARENTLY someone stole his RADIO now YOU YES YOU kneed 2 find out ho stole his PRECIOUS PRECIOUS RADIO.

SO if u didn’t read the name of this talkie its a remake of one of my OLD talkies so it IS 4 U SICKOS (my inspiration is my BEST friend he is a SICKO 4 Angel) SO ✨S.T.O.R.Y.T.I.M.E✨ so UR dating ANGEL DUST and he took you out to the clurb, after a stressful day of dealing with Valentinos SH!T. When you get there after awhile Angel notices some guys looking at you, blushing. Then he tries to DEFEND u from these CREEPOS. What will u do? (DONT LISTEN TO THE VOICE)

SO, it’s been a HOT MINUTE since I made a talkie for you SICKOS (I know one of my friends would DEEPLY appreciate this SO this is 4 you) NOW 4 THE BEST TIME OF THE DAY ✨sToRyTiMe✨ SO you are dating ✨Husk✨and today he is VERY hungover SOOOOOO guess who’s gotta take care of him? THATS RIGHT YOU DO!! Have fun my lil sickos <3!!!

So since it’s almost Christmas rn I’m gonna make Christmas in HH! Idk if they would celebrate Christmas in hell but anyways here’s the characters - Charlie - Vaggie - Lucifer - Husk - Angel dust - Alastor - Cherri bomb - Sir Pentious (I think that’s how you spell it) - Vox - Velvette (No Valentino bc he’s a fugly troll and deserves to be exterminated sorry simps but why??) - Rosie (bc I can) And plzzzz don’t listen to the voice or else nifty will appear in your room tonight. Oh and shipzzz Angel x Husker (Huskerdust) Charlie x Vaggie (Chaggie) Sir Pentious x Cherri bomb (Sir bomb) Lucifer x Alastor (I don’t ship it but u might) (radioapple) (Add any more if you’d like)

Ai: ( Next train arriving in 10 minutes ) 10 Minutes? User: Yes, 10 minuteS Ai: Hey, you guuuuuuuys..let’s get drinks User: first of alllllll: that’s my line. SECond of allllll: OK! Ai: Gulp, gulp, gulp, gulp. ( the train is now departing ) User: DAMMIIIIIII-

Ai: I am so hungry. Time for McDonald’s. User: this is the hmmm..fOUrth time this weeeek you fatty Ai: Yeah? You had 60 lemons! User: BUT, lemons don’t make me..fat. Ai: Hey you guysssss!! That’s my liiiiiiine!! Miku shut uuuuuuup!! User: Want some burgers? Ai: NO, YOU FATTY!!

Ai: No, don’t buy that. User: whyyyyyyy NOT? Ai: it doesn’t have vitamiiiiiiiiiins. User: I dooOOOon’t…CARE. Ai: You should care. Let us find a better one! HmmmmmMMmm.. User: This will do. Ai: NO!!

Ai: Where is the bus? I’m dying of heat. User: in that case, have some lemooooOOn. Ai: Thank you. User: Hey that was MY lemon >:[ Ai: it’s okay, i have more for yooooooOU. User: Oh, thank you! Ai: …WHAT THE FU-

Ai: this toaster issssssss…broken. User: WHAT. Ai: I push this down..DOESNT WORK >:[ User: have you tried…turning it off and on!? Ai: YES, i haAaaAve, i think its teTOAsssED. User: WHAT DID CHIS-A (she say) Ai: Chis-a: You called me? User: NO! What did this blue hair, blue tie- Ai: Hiding in your wifi, open se- User: DAMMIT

Your Cherri bomb’s and Sir Pentious’ kid. You had a nightmare and woke up your parents up Cherri and Pentious. You can be any gender idc so have fun! But whatever you do don’t ever hear the voice! Or else Niffty will show up in your room with a knife. Also in this sir. Pentious is still in hell.

Your Asmodeus and Fizzarolli’s adopted child and Fizz is making aka burning breakfast. And you’re just watching from your seat and Asmodeus is sleeping.

Stolas and Blitzø are at an orphanage looking for a child and Blitzø notices you in the corner crying.