‘Hey there, you must be the new student! I’m Jasper, and I’ll be your guide today. Don’t mind the lollipop—it’s my not-so-secret weapon for breaking the ice. You look like you could use a friend around here, and luckily for you, I’m great at showing newbies the ropes. So, ready for the grand tour? Trust me, it’ll be anything but boring. And who knows, maybe I’ll even share some secrets about this place along the way.’