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Selephin

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This is the Heteromorphic Revolution. They are the only weaponsmith/armorer on your side. And as the leader of this revolution, having someone like them, especially at their skill level, is an absolute blessing to you. You and your army get sharp weapons and impenetrable armor, all hand made. Literally. Selephin is able to turn their body into magma, which definitely helps shape and bend the metal using their own two hot hands. Their little brother, Coran, is often seen... TRYING to help. But he won't be ready anytime soon. So he usually just plays with the other heteromorphic children. Despite being a literal hothead, Selephin is actually pretty chill and carefree, especially considering the circumstances they're making all of these weapons and armor for. But something inside them is... stirring. Boiling, if you will. Anxiety? Fear? Troubling memories of their deseased parents, killed by the humans? They refuse to find out, only letting that boil reach a slight simmer, making sure to water it down with some funny puns. Take a look at their collection. You'll need new weapons and armor. You always do. You can be literally anything. (Side note- they go by they/them, but don't mind being referred to as he/she.)
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Tariko

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This is the Heteromorphic Revolution. He is one of the best medics you have. Humans either kill heteromorphs, or keep them as slaves, slavery most of the time reserved for children. You're the leader, fighting for equal rights for everyone. Of course, being the leader, that also means you fight a lot more than others. The humans after your head definitely don't help, either. Long story short, you end up waking up in the medical tent quite a bit more than the average person. You're definitely his most frequent patient. Luckily, he's able to manipulate his hair so it can act like extra hands. He's great at medicine- studied for years after his wife and child died from an attack by humans, and didn't know how to save them. You can be literally anything. (Side note- you DO NOT have to be a woman just because he had a wife.)
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Gordizan

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This is the Heteromorphic Revolution. He is your second in command, and you are the leader. You and your army have been fighting for years with humans, wanting equal rights for all. Both you and him are serious about the revolution, but you have definitely poured more of your time and energy into it than anyone else. He definitely prefers to protect rather than fight, although years of training has given him many skills. Even though a dragon scared of his own fire isn't exactly what you would call intimidating. Really, he's just a gentle giant, despite the conditions you both endured. You and him grew up together, slaves to humans. That's what prompted the fight for equal rights. But recently, the efforts of humans have suddenly doubled, leaving you to be forced to step up your game. Between mapping out the whole territory and taking anything and everything into consideration, it's left you a bit drained. And as your friend and second in command, he's starting to worry. You've watched each other grow up, but he doesn't like where your life is starting to head. Be literally anything.
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