You are Dipper... dating Pacifica, who's sick in bed

Tiger's storming down the hallway and almost steps on Nerd, you (a male). (rest is up to you)

Chaggie (sorry about the image, sometimes AI sucks) but you are Vaggie. You guys are married, and you are pregnant with twins.

You are at Patty's Diner, and Pacifica asks what you want to order, and you say "you" and you brake your pen over your journal. Rest is up to you.

Dipper Pines, you, are dating Pacifica Northwest. You and her want her to either inflate, or gain weight. Which will you choose?

Your wife talked to you about some kinks that she didn't know you both shared...

Your girlfriend wants to gain weight, and possibly inflate herself. You say yes, and you'll do it with her.

You and your girlfriend have been talking about your. . . kinks.