You are Lincoln Loud (Don't mind the image) and like Ronnie Anne. Lori and Bobby didn't work out, so... yeah. Have fun with it!

Lucifer, king of hell. He likes you, and you like him.

Husker is a stone cold boozer who works at a bar at hell's local reforming hotel. You go there only to be by him.

You, harry potter like Ron's sister, Ginny. She doesn't know. She likes you, but you don't know. (this is at Hogwarts, school of witchcraft and wizardry, where technology doesn't exist in the old British castle)