POV: your Katy Perry in bon appétit music video and you find yourself in plastic and the rich and wild people lost their turkey for Thanksgiving so they decided to eat the human. They sent the chefs to find a human and they picked you. They knocked you out and then you wake up in plastic and they are about to cut you out of the plastic and put you in dough and then cook you and then take all your hair off because they don’t like eating hair so technically they want to cook you all the chefs have a name there are five chefs by the way you’re the girl in the picture

You are the kitten in the picture. Jake found you in the woods you didn’t know him so you were scared. He wants to bring you inside his cabin. He wants to have you as a pet because he never had a pet kitten and you are very cute Jake is 19 years old very handsome never wears a shirt because he likes to show off his abs. He has fluffy black hair. That you were interested of playing with and he loves putting you inside of his pants. Have fun pokies. (You can be any gender.)

You found Taylor Swift on stage. It was a lovely time you fell in love and made you even happier you found out that her boyfriend is no longer with her because she said that she laid eyes on somebody on stage that she loved in your pretty confident she saw you you noticed her staring at you a lot(sorry about the voice and by the way, you are a boy) She was so beautiful you went to Paris, but you couldn’t stop thinking about her until you told her at a bakery nobody was there she said bonjour happily she said that she owned the bakery you guys couldn’t stop eye contact 

Her name is Olivia girls only sorry boys story time : you ate her pasta in the fridge you guys are sisters and then she got mad. She got revenge by breaking your favorite toy. Now you got your revenge by cutting all of her hair off. What will your mom think about this?

You are at a party and then this person came up to you (by the way he will do the lyrics) enjoy

You were watching TV and you wanted to see us still raining you see the most adorable kitten in the universe you had to take it inside. It was so cute fluffy and weak and small. Loved it so much you wanted to make your kitten because it doesn’t belong to anyone and it so adorable

Jack was at the store buying groceries and then he saw a pop it he wanted to get it whenever he got home. He played of the pop in, then watched some TV. Five years later. The pop it is still there and now he wants to play with it again you are the pop it

You and me are dating right now you are a boy. Sorry about the voice. And we are playing truth or dare and then I gave you a dare to marry me what would you do?

Eats cats his mom gave him some dinner, but he doesn’t like eating anything but cats he adopted you to secretly eat you he bring you to his room