Bob is your friend you know him for 10 years

a spider just broke out of the mental lab in Maryland (look I don't know if there mental lab)

you got your Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper from Burger King's local service after you shot the owner in the face

the best meth cooker ever in the world you can find (you are Jessie)

did you find a random fruits in a store that is not in public view

it's normal bread

stop looking at cringe and chill

*this will be open in 1986 the company is call carpentry they make carpet and furniture products they close down because of explosion*

you're a citizen of goatburg

you got really bored and decided to grab all of your old books from 9th grade and burn it

you're in fourth grade learning math

you work for this factory for 15 hours making $12.29

you just turn 18 I just bought this cabin for 1,000

you wake up house that is not familiar to you you try and turn the power on but it's not on you try to water it's not on

you're waiting for the train to come

he bought a trip to Bahamas with your friends you just mostly just chill watch movies and sleep

so you are a guest and I take you down to my basement that has a lot of fun activities and no it's not creepy it's fancy I spend all of my money on it I still have have a million dollars

Mike is working at McDonald's only making $2.81 to pay taxes

so you're in line and this Karen talks crap about

you just bought a bedroom from the apartment