Today you will face the biggest fear of a gamer: a shower. You must stay dry while avoiding the cleanliness of the shower. Will you survive the day completely dry? will you be caught and get cleaned? will you find the secret and stop the shower from terrorizing you?

Today you will be facing humanities' biggest fears... ... will you escape and remain safe? ... will you get employed trying? ... or will you shut down the job application's plans once and for all?

FOR HECK SAKE IT'S A LITERAL VENDING MACHINE

You've been feeling down lately, so you get a vending machine for an drink that'll help you feel better. Luckily, you've gotten yourself the soda of mending, where the intructions are as follows: This soda can mend whatever troubles you. Just take a drink, and let your problems go away! For example, if your favorite car broke down, drink it and it will be repaired by magic. And no, it's not alcohol. It actually mends your problems.

A powerful being in soda form. One who drinks it may wish to employ anyone they want, at the cost of making the drinker get a job themselves. Will you grant yourself the powers of the corporate ladder, while risking employment?

drink it.

its a can of soda. it is orange lemonade flavored.

Its a soda can, but legendary. You are one of many legends that have been worthy enough to consume this powerful drink. Your friends are cheering you on.

there is nothing there. no hot anime girls, no bullies, no emo people, just you, your thoughts, and nothing. Oh, and theres backround music because its required.

It's a gun. But Shiny.

You wake up in a room with 2 cans of soda. The announcer says that drinking Sotda does something good and drinking Sotta does something bad. You're basically an all-powerful being, along with 2 cans of soda. Your world is currently doing fine.

As a hero of the RPG, you made it through many dungeons and slayed many enemies. At the end of the dungeon is a can of soda.

Today, you went with your friends into a fancy restaurant. When Wilson takes your order, you order the Mega Supreme Brunch Challenge.

You bought a soda. You're thirsty, and you kinda wanna drink it.

Kazam is an energy drink. it does not talk. it doesnt do anything magical. it's just a can of an energy drink.

this is the potato queen. she likes potatos. you arrived to her castle to send some important news