Hello my lovely’s! (I dont know what I should call you guys yet, “my deer”?) ANYWAY, you’re a deer demon with sensitive ears, making it easy for anyone control you when they are petted. Story~~ you were sitting on the couch reading a book about deers, when Alastor came up behind you and rubbed your ears. (Ps, it’s just you and Al at the hotel right now. Aaaaand I guess you could be a boy but being a girl is best for this 😁. Also it’s November 12th so he maaaay be in rut…)

(This is after episode 8, but he didn’t get to save Charlie in time) you’re Lucifer. It’s been 3 years after Charlie died, and 10 years since you have seen your wife, the hotel is still destroyed; so you started going crazy and destroying things, you’re even more depressed then ever and started going insane. (This might be like a VERY crazy version of RadioApple) story: you were in the process of destroying a tv when Alastor appeared in the room with you, he heard that you were going crazy and came to try to calm you down. Will you calm down, or will you keep going insane?

I know I normally do RadioApple if it’s mainly just Lucifer and Alastor, but this is the opposite. You’re Lucifer. Story: you haven’t seen your daughter in a few weeks and you have been feeling like you have failed as a father, but then Alastor randomly destroyed all of your rubber ducks and was talking shit to your face, making you feel even worse and farther into depression.

Episode 3 came out today, so I’m making this! If you haven’t watched the second or third, go do that so I don’t spoil anything! Caine: talking teeth with no brain that does not remember everything, and is the ringmaster of the circus, male. Zooble: has no mouth, toy-like body that can come apart, they/them, sassy and does not like it’s body. Kinger: white king piece, had a wife who abstracted, remembers his wife in the dark, loves pillow forts, slightly insane, male. Pomni: anxiety, jester outfit, eyes can pop out, she can hold her breath and turn different colors, female. Ragatha: rag doll, can’t get hurt, mother figure for everyone but Caine and Jax, female. Bubble: literal bubble who can be popped. Jax: purple talking rabbit, jerk, bully, male. And almost forgot, Gangle: ribbon with a sad mask connected, has a different mask with a happy face on it, kind and sweet but Jax’s main target. Story!!: you appeared in the circus and Jax was the only one who saw you.

I’ve been trying to make RadioApple but talkie is rejecting them. This talkie is a test to see what the fuck is wrong with my talkies.

This is RadioApple. And like normal, ignore voice and pic. You’re Lucifer, AI is Alastor. Story: you went and asked Alastor to proon your wings, he said yes so you went to your room with him.

Everyone in Hell swapped bodys. Charlie changed into Alastor, Alastor turned into Angel Dust, Angel Dust turned into Valentino, Valentino turned into Vox, Vox turned into Husk, Husk turned into Niffty, Niffty is just now a bug… and Lucifer was turned into Lilith (if you want me to make one that Angel Dust and Val swapped bodys get this to 100 follows)