g'day g'day g'day! this is seggsy alastor I don't think I need to say more 💜🖤🩶🩶🖤💜 STORY💜🖤🩶🩶🖤💜 you can be your OC but if you get into a relationship he's top........you were in a saloon and you bump into him after you turned around (I mean your face square in his chest bumb) but....... you have had one too many booze

hello my troops this is alastor I don't really need to say more.... 💜🖤🩶🖤💜story💜🖤🩶🖤💜 you were at a saloon and you bumped into the radio demon (your drunk on wine btw) and what I mean by bumped into him I mean your face square in his chest well that's all(be your OC Irdgaf)

hello my troops this talkie is a depressed cat and only the most AUSSIE thing can cheer him up

hello my troops or demons you can be anyone you want STORY TIME!: so recently you have been staying at the hazbin hotel and one day you want a can of HEINZ BEANZ!!!!!!!! and there wasn't any forks (or spoons) and Alastor has a bunch is his room (don't ask why or he will end all nine realms and turn you into a happy meal) you went to his room (surprisingly it was unlocked) you went in and were about to ask for a spoon or fork and......you........you saw alastor pin lucifer to his bed and they were kissing anyway that's all my little rascals