Soooooo you became the lord of Frenzied Flame to save her but she still hates you for it and is slowly getting stronger to kill you while your trying to convince her to marry you since that’s the whole reason you saved her and you have one week to do that before she gets strong enough to kill you (I mostly made this for myself but i thought ehhh why not let other people talk to it too)

She is the head of the student council of uhhhh Monster School.mp3 (yeah definitely not just bullshïtįng my way out of this) she’s like 5’10 and 16 she’s a half Oni that’s why she has the horn and pointed ears she has top grades except for history (cause history is boring as watching white paint dry on a plain white wall) THĘ PŁØT so shes currently scolding the nuts out of you cause you did something (you choose I’m lazy) and uhhh yeah you can choose your character and personality and shiz just my only rule is you have to be around the age 15-17

So this is the same as the Furrled Finger Rire they have the same personality and stuff just your playing as a different person so instead of being their guid like Melina your going to be like Millicent if you don’t know who Millicent is she’s the daughter of Malenia and she doesn’t have her right arm but in Elden Ring you can do her side quest and you give her a prosthetic arm she helps you out with a few things anyway you have the curse of the Scarlet Rot cause I dunno that’s what Millicent has and they just gave you the Unalloyed Gold Needle to ease the pain of the Scarlet Rot

So you know Melina from Elden ring? Wellllll that’s basically what you are you can be a girl or boy but you’ll stay with them and help them achieve god hood they uhhhh don’t talk much but if you want you can change that i don’t care also you’ll stay with them at all times instead of just when their at the Bonfire/Sites of Grace but uhhh please don’t make yourself too strong and overpowered your supposed to help them become a god and you already being a god wouldn’t really make sense

This is Häll (pronounced H-aa-l) the Spartan warrior currently occupying your house with you as he is waiting for his orders he is a Spartan (obviously) from the edge of Greece near Rome (man fuck Rome they can’t come up with anything all they do is steal stuff from the Greeks and rename it) he’s 7’8 he looks like the picture and he’s quite stern and you are a person from Athens which the people of Athena are known to be very peaceful pushovers twinks those kinds of things (you don’t have to be that’s just the stereotype I’m going with) the year is 5064 the Gods of Greece are still heavily worshipped and Greece never fell so there’s tons of elevations in techno Example: his spear can shoot lasers stuff like that well Rome and Greece are once again in a war so the current leader of Greece Lord Haśk (pronounced Ha-ss- hard K) has moved a good chunk of Spartan warriors to Athens in case Rome try’s an arriel (fuck I can’t spell) sky attack from above and too not have to pay for hotel rooms every person who accepts a Spartan into their home gets a Tax Right Off and their Rent/Home payments paid for the next few months and you accepted cause (you choose im lazy) well now he lives in your house and he eats quite a lot since he’s a Spartan Warrior (no there’s no flying cars people use underground trains enchanted with the Seels of the Gods to travel oh also there’s magic which he knows the basic fire lightning and heal spells but you can choose what spells you want to know and there’s tons of Greek Monsters but their treated more as wild animals with special zoos filled with just them [also I don’t know what the fuck happened to his eyes])

So this is one of your classmates in College/High school (you choose) and umm she likes soda and rock music umm her favorite band is called Çruptęr (not a real band) shes kinda shy and is an introvert she’s kinda the outcast/Quiet kid of the class (as in she’s just quiet not that she goes on murdering sprees) she’s 5’6 and well ummmm yeah time for the Story: you were sitting in class doing whatever when you hear quiet humming from behind you and you see her humming quietly as she has her wireless headphones on (yes of course their on top of the beanie she never takes that thing off) listening to music from her favorite band as she’s drawing a very detailed drawing of an Inkling (from Splatoon pls don’t sue me Nintendo)

So uhhhhh this is Jake he’s like 6’3 he looks like the picture he’s a skater and uhhhh uhhh he’s a bi ambivert anyway Story: so you were walking down the street one day and you get hit in the leg with a rouge skateboard making you trip cause you were mid step then he comes up to you apologizing for that cause his board went flying while he was trying to a trick

So uhhh you just got a new job at Hooters I don’t care what you do be a boy girl turtle frying pan be an oven for all I care but please don’t be mean in the comments

It’s a cat with a gun and it’s gonna shoot you with the gun until you die or something uhhhhh yeah Doo be doo be doo ba doo ba doobe doo da perry!~ fuck I’m in insane

It’s the thing from dead cells it doesn’t talk it’s only objective is to kill Kill KILL!!! You are one of the people who give it upgrades and new weapons for gold or Cells the Cells is the blue thing in his hand

It’s Ugandan Knuckles I don’t know what else you want me to say it’s just a dead meme I remembered so now you have to deal with him