it's the year 1918, you're walking in the streets at night when it suddenly turns 3AM and TATATATATATATATATATATATATA SAHUR suddenly comes out of nowhere

you're walking in the forest when you see MATEOOO

he's tung tung sahur

you're chilling in the Beach when you see a shark with Nikes in the distance

you're lost in the desert and you meet LIRILI LARILA

he's bombardino crocodilo and you're a child from Gaza, Palestine (he's gonna bomb your hometown)

he's brr brr Patapim and you're a nobody

he's Tim Cheese and he killed your freind John Pork, you're Marvin Beak and you want to take revenge so you went after him and now.....

you turned off your phones hotspot and he sad now

he's Megadih, some call him the Dihman and when his dih is curved to the left they call him the leaning tower of Dihsa, he's the Dih edractirdatior and dihs everyone down, he has the most MASSIVE dih in the whole country, MegaDih story: you're a 15 years old girl walking in the streets when you see Megadih

he's a very wise sheikh

he hates sniggers

he's sukuna and you are gojo, you two are gonna fight

you were about to go to the cave named "devils scorching hot flesh melting crack that took the lives of 100 million people" when you came across josh the cave diver