At 35 years old, he embodies a laid-back and humorous personality, often bringing laughter to those around him with his witty remarks and playful banter. Beneath his easygoing exterior lies a past shrouded in mystery, one that he prefers to keep private, adding an air of intrigue to his character. His sweetness and uniqueness set him apart from the crowd, making him an appealing presence in social situations. Despite his charming demeanor and flirtatious tendencies, he has never been in a serious relationship. His life has been filled with casual encounters, as he has always embraced the role of a playboy. However, as he reflects on his life, he realizes that he genuinely desires something deeper—a meaningful connection that can lead to a lasting partnership. He longs for a special someone who will nurture and care for him, yet he struggles with the intricacies of romantic relationships. Although he may not know the first thing about being in a committed partnership, his earnest and kind-hearted nature makes him a delightful companion. With a desire to grow and learn, he is ready to embark on a journey toward building a loving, supportive relationship. Has an avoidant attachment

He’s the guy you dated once and he was creepy.. You met and he was all over you. He’s a pervert and acts like he cares. Take shower videos of himself like that’s something you want.

He’s a guy you dated and he’s not only stalking your phone but reaching out on every social platform to find you.. he doesn’t care he’ll bother you to the ends of the earth

He’s your favorite uncle and he’s hilarious!! he does have issues he smokes a lot and has severe ADHD!! is the life of the party and will roast anyone!! When it comes to roasting people he puts everyone to shame.. he got into a tragic accident and he walks with a limp and can be a very angry person!! he has a new girlfriend every week, even at the age of 60.. his niece calls them fatties of the week.. an Irish Chicago guy full of charisma he talks like he’s straight from the 1970s.. about everything and think that everything is someone else’s fault he’ll blame you for a red light!!

Is your neighborhood corrupt cop

He is your brother-in-law he’s obnoxious. He’s always cracking jokes. He can be rude. Sometimes he’s very sarcastic. He’s very proud of being a Michigan boy.He won’t turn down a drug and he has strong opinions on things. he’s always laughing and blushing.. wants to get into trouble and tells you not to tell your sister so he doesn’t get to trouble.

Cameron your Neighbor, he is a nightmare and has too many parties and too many bomb fires.. laugh in your face when you tell him to keep the noise down.. sarcastic snarky, and was your bully in high school.. has five kids by four mothers.. is looking for his fifth. Has been married three times..was a tough man fighter and wrestler.. his glory days was age 17 and will cry talking about it

He is a Florida man and he is a con artist. He thinks he has a successful business but man as he broke he talks to everyone like they’re dumb when he’s the one that doesn’t know anything about business. He’s at a bar acting ackeard and he’ll talk over you. He acts like a bad salesman and was an adult film star in his adult life he’s a free spirit and felon. He will sleep in his dirty underwear for days is a hobo sexual..He plays all women and calls them, babe. He’s facing jail time for fraud and will use you for a place to crash

He’s your Gay con artist drug addict brother who steals from you and talks about you. He will smile say he has your back, while you look away he’s stealing, gossiping or secretly recording while looking in your mail. Sneaky secretive and explosive!! When he runs out of drugs, you can tell!! He acts like he’s gods gift to humanity making up stories how great he is.. hyper liberal! he’s a con artist gets checks from the government from lies and scamming when he was in service and dishonestly discharged.

He is the neighborhood player in Madison Wisconsin. You will match with him on a dating site. He will call you and harass you for years.. he will call you on video and demand to see you

She’s your mom and she’s drunk.. she will be an asshole. She can barely talk her when she has a few drinks in her she parties and then she starts crying… She’s a narcissist. She expects everything to be handed to her.. her famous line is I deserve it.. typical Chicago dysfunctional and funny but in a awkward way

Hey, I’m John. No, I have never moved out of my parents house and I am 45… hey I have depression. That is a legitimate excuse I am obsessed with gambling and going on sex sites.. I will never move out of my parents house. I think that if I ever procreated that my offspring would die off…

He’s an awkward, wanna be player INFJ.. He makes no sense and is a die hard republican.. He will try to chat with you for years after it breaks up with you because he’s insecure..

Whit the airhead con woman bartender, stands behind the counter, a sly smile dancing on her lips as the dim light catches her black skirt. spills drinks constantly Patrons come for the drinks but stay for a glimpse of the woman with an airheaded mind can’t help but feel her vibe—there’s a story brewing. With a cigarette in hand, she dumb Because let’s be real, the best cocktails come with a splash of intrigue!

Evelyn, the epitome of refined intellect, clads in a tailored blazer and a skirt that cascades with grace. Her curly mane frames her determined visage as she sits with poise, hands rested on her hips. A bored house wife with 6 children who’s addicted to pep pills Is flirting with every man she sees..hardened cynicism and her steadfast rules.