"This is my favorite Simon ships.. yeah- SO I'M SORRY I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR SOME MONTHS, I'LL FINALLY POST ANOTHER ONE- My Simon ships: Durple x Simon, Gray x Simon, (don't comment: WTF-) Tunner x Simon, (Yeah, I'm surprised too) Brud x Simon, so.. All four of them was just Kissing Simon. and ur Simon.. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE- and Durple speaks merp only cause hes a trumpet and I'll put what hes saying. okie byeee!!!!!)

"HIIII- These two are brothers in my au, but in this, they're not, k? THIS IS THE LAST SHIP I'M DOING WITH THIS, NO STRAIGHT SHIT- ok anyways (sToRy) "Simon and Oren are cuddling and wearing seriously the same shirt- UH-" kkkkkkk bye, and you're Simon- (I CAN'T WITH YOU BEING SIMON, HE'S MY FAVORITE- 😭)

"bro- anyways :D i said i will do a lot of ships of Simon, now I'm doing Raddy x Simon, how great- (sTorY) "Simon is just pinning Raddy to the floor (freaky Simon warning) AND YOU'RE FREAKY SIMON- EHEHEHEHEH-" ok seeya- ✌️"

"hi, I'm doing a lot more of Simon ships.. I KNOW- WHY- okie, okie, okie, (sToRy) "Simon was just wearing Gray's long ass white shirt, then Gray notices" GUYS, SIMON IS WEARING SHORTS, HE IS NOT JUST WEARING UNDERWE- ok bye and you're 🍋"

"I POSTED THIS AFTER BRUD X SIMON OH MY- hi. hello. so- don't ask why i put Bread and A Lemon ok? just ignore it- (sToRy) "Simon was eating some ✨iCe CrEaM✨ and he got some on his face, and Tunner wipes it off, and Simon blushes." and I'm posting Gray x Simon, HEHEHEHEHEHEH- k bye, and you're Simon- (again)"

"hey- i know, hi- SOoOoO- i told you guys on my last talkie >:D Erm- So- (StOrY) "Simon is just hugging Brud. that's it-" idk why- What Simon calls Brud: Bruddy, My little Bucket Head, my cute Dumbass (sounds kinda weird EHHH-) so you are Simon cause why not buddy? okie this short opening but k- BYE- and I'm posting a Simon x Tunner one too! :D"

"REHEHEHE- hey guys, soooo Simon had enough. yeah- so..Vineria, Wenda, and Pinki hate Simon (IN MY AU, UHHH-) so they faked that they hit him, BUT- Oren, Durple, Gray, Raddy, Clukr, Garnold, Jevin, Sky, Mr. Black, Brud, and Fun bot don't believe them- :D so anyways, I'm making a Brud x Simon after :D byeee (make Simon snap- >:))

"don't ask why i put wender treatment ok- The S means Simon (my fav character YAY-) So uh, You can be my favorite ships like Brud x Simon, Durple x Simon, Gray x Simon idk, BUT ANY DAMN WAYS- you can be Durple, brud, or Gray, or youself or you're oc be whatever- BUT (~Story~) "so, you see Simon killing Someone, (NOT ONE OF THE SPRUNKIS-) idk who, if you know the Wender Treatment, good, if you don't, GET OU- nah I'm kidding- just play it on google, k? bye"

"Hey yall, you guys know that meme? that goes like "LONELY, LONELY, I GUESS I'M LONELY-" will Your Gray and Durple- WHAT?! I LIKE DURPLE X GRAY X SIMON NOW- IDK IF YOU SUPPORT IT- any damn ways- (~Story~) "So Simon was dancing the dance, and you and you (Gray and Durple) watch him dance, don't mind sigma wenda smug Simon ok? bye- (SHORT INTRO-)"

"Simon and Simonos are Brothers in my au- and so, Simonos is 18 and so is Simon, i think you know Simon's realm, RIGHT? if you don't, get ou- nah I'm kidding, check on google :) SIMON IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER SO THAT'S WHY I'M DOING THIS- (story) Simon and Simonos are playing Paddy Cake cause they're like childish, but Simon is the most childish one- and a girl named Cookie (not my oc, I'm lazy-) and she bullies them- YOU'RE SIMON AND SIMONOS- ok byeee"

"Y'ALL, IT'S FINALLY OUT- THE BROS PART 3!!! (yayyy) Ok so, i know i got no requests on part two, I'm so sad 😔 oh, and btw, imma post another one today, and so, (StOrY) "So Fun-Bot and Mr. Fun Computer (C and G's children) Asked Clukr to call Garnold: my hot visor man- it so weird i know right? :D and he did it! (didn't you know i also like Gray x Durple? :D that's why I'm posting another one >:3, imma post another one after Gray x Durple, it's gonna be.. Raddy x Pinki x Oren (i love that ship now idk whyyy) anygays, don't mind the picture, bc it's Garnold touching Clukr's CO- not gonna say it- bye bye! >:)"

"mfsps means: "My Fav Sprunki Ships" and uwu cat- yeah- (My fave Ships:) "Pinki x Raddy x Oren, Jevin x Black x Tunner, Durple x Simon, OWAKCX x Brud, Gray x Jevin (i like Gray x Wenda) Brud x Simon (i also like that ship :D) Tunner x Simon, Jevin x Durple, Gray x Raddy, Jevin x Raddy, Gray x Durple, Simon x Gray x Durple (slay💅) Tunner x Durple (Sheriff and Dragon-) Wenda x Vineria, Pinki x Wenda x Vineria (all girl ship hehe) Wenda x Pinki, Pinki x Vineria, Clukr x Garnold, Mr. Sun x Mr. Tree. (they not here) Sky x Teddy Bear (why not) Mrfc x no one (LONELY, LONELY, I GUESS I'M LONELY- >:D) Fun bot x no one (LONELY, LONELY-) (🍇STORY🍋);"a random uwu cat appeared out of nowhere, and it has a crush on cannibalism man (I MEAN SIMON) (siblings:) Simon and Oren are brothers, Raddy and Durple are brothers, Sky and Jevin are brothers. have fun :> but it everyone in order but no mrs-"

"So.. The Sprunkis hate Oren.. that's it. SO, PINKI broke up with Oren because shes a player and a pick me in my au, so. You're the Bros, yeah i mean all of them, go check out my "The Bros" Talkie to see who they are! :3 (~Story~😀👍~) "So, Pinki put on paint on her arm, eye, and nose? bloody nose? yeah maybe- Then she told everyone that Oren hit her, and guess what, THEY'RE SO STUPID! except for the dragon, oren's brother (aka Simon) demon, cymbal man, and visor man! :D don't mind the picture ok? :3 and the minor, jevin, gray, and black believe oren :D"

"JxTxB means Jevin x Tunner x Black, it's my FAVORITE ship. i would call them: The Trio. ok- So all three of them sleep together and Black's shirtless, (HE'S A TOP) And you're Jevin and Tunner, you guys are also shirtless but you guys have pjs on but it's unbutton (makes zero sense) (~STORY 😀👍) "so you guys are sleeping all together, and Black got up to drink some water, and um he comes back when Jevin and Tunner aka you start crying, and yeah. that's it DON'T MIND DURPLE IN THE PICTURE BRO- and i use lazy voices and i liek Chill music bye-"

"OK.. So... This time, Oren saw Durple and Simon dead, And the next post is gonna be Raddy seeing it, then Clukr, then Garnold, And that's all my fav ships YAÆY- So, Simon and Durple were maybe wanting to see Sprunki rule 34 (AGAIN-) until they say Pinki and Vineria like doing the 👌👈- and they had melons.. And Oren in the background was like NOOOOOO- Then Mr. Sun was like: 👁️👄👁️- And they Died.. And you're the Orange aka Orange juice aka Oren. but reminder, i try my talkies everytime i post one and pla don't mind the art I'm lazy asf- AND DON'T MIND THE VOICE TOO THAT'S WHY I SAID I'M LAZY ASF-"

"SO EVENTUALLY, Durple was curious about Sprunki rule 34.. OK I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN- and then Sadly... He searched it up... He was shocked and his eyes turned into his horror mode eyes- then he tried "Sprunki Rule 34 Simon x Durple" and yeah he saw Simon sucking his di- And then he died. And then Simon was shocked that Durple died and DON'T ASK WHY HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S TAKING A PICTURE OF DURPLE'S DEAD BODY IDK WHY- and don't mind they goofy art of Simon but my version. I'm lazy. u are the lemon aka Simon."

"SO Y'ALL- PLEASE- I LOVE DURPLE X SIMON- but Draglien is the ship i call of Durple x Simon cause.. Simon looks like a alien (my opinion) so basically, some FATASS BITCH hurt the lil cute lemon, and Durple helped him and then Simon kissed him all around his face (you can tell in the image) and Tunner and Brud saw so like. mmm.. OK IF YOU GUYS ARE BEGGING ME TO MAKE A TUNNER X SIMON OR A BRUD X SIMON ONE- i promised on one of the Durple x Simon ones so um yeah ok idk what to put here ok bye (i did a lazy ass voice)"