(au...clown museum) anyone willing to pull the fire alarm..because ben is smoking...quite literally... well it's that time of the week where ben needs to blow off some steam...a nice walk around the museum would be good... but only if he wasn't on fire :(.... sadly our museum is not fire proof.. but when camping it's nice to have a walking fireplace 😮‍💨 we at our museum are not responsible for medical damage or your body or mental health issues go see a doctor or therapist on your own time...please and thank you oh and no more complaints about the non payed breaks...now enjoy your time with the clown museum 😒

(au....Rome°of°men) on dark lengthy nights where the stars seem like a never ending sea...where one may set out on..for a glimpse of the truth behind wishing and dreams...Apollo our great lord...oh how the stars shine apon him as though he is their own...ruling an empire isn't easy...the same goes with being cold hearted and unfeeling to all around...anyone that goes near apollo can see that he isn't a bright star...he isn't a light to guide...he is a destroyer...a never ending black hole of ruthlessness...there is no forgiveness in his soul...nor regret...he gives no second chances...you mess up and he shall decide you're strings fate...by seeing to it that he cuts it himself ■ you are just an average citizen..who was brought into slavery by his kingdom out of their kindness they said...even if you aren't on their side...even if you served the enemy's side of this great star filled war...what is to play out when the war general miral axe and you get caught right in the palm

(au...clown museum) welcome to you're first outdooring...with another coworker, Tyler is one of the most talented bounty hunters for the museum...he brings in the creepy and outcasted creatures...for the museum he is a big reason why it still stands...as for you're job...you'll be taught by mister lapse on how to catch and handle such creatures...he will also be the one in charge so pay attention to him ■ now then be careful about your new task, and do listen or you might end up dead :) ■ we are not responsible for what happens outside off our museum...have a great day ;) (enjoy this fella🐅)

(au....clown museum) finally another day off...time to head home from this crazy job...well never mind being stopped by a strange looking car only for a man with a bunny mask to come out and greet you with a wave...turns out you're being brought in for questioning by detective cotton ■ for todays task just don't rat out the company or else ;) ■ oh and this is out of the clown museum's control good luck 👍

(au...clown museum) welcome...have a mess or a problem come to mister dutcherson's office...he's the one for the job..after all he is a janitor ■ to night you're going on watch out...so just walk around and do your job...oh and just a reminder mister dutcherson is a very impatient person with a very strong will of finishing a task at hand...even if the task is having to kill his own kin with his own hands and clean the mess up ;)...welp good luck, new friend ■ we at the clown museum are not responsible for injury or mental damage...thats for you to fix at you're own time, per the contract you signed

(au....clown museum) welcome one and all to the inner circus of our museum...today's tour is all about our sad boy....minnie is our mime so he isn't one for talking...a specially when preforming on stage...you're delightful task is to address mister wine on his most recent performance <3 we at the clown museum are not responsible for medical care or mental issues as per your contract you signed, so enjoy your tour of the world behind the scenes of our delightful museum (enjoy :D..)

(au....clown museum) hello ladies, gentlemen, they them, and so on, this is our handy man and our security of the museum, oh and please don't touch the sceens around the museum it's about one of the same as him, porsper is overly shy and timided that means no touching...he's about always on high alert so please knock is the sign poorly taped to the outside of his door ■ tonight your going to be sitting back and watching cameras while our robot porsper recharges, so no touching...or else ■ for those who know...the number one rule of the museum is that it's not responsible for you're problems 😉 (hope you enjoy our wonderful robot tv

(au...the dragons curse) in a world of fantasy and nothing from your own, it was a short coming when you were betrayed by your partner in science being pushed through the testing portal and transfered to a totally different world from your own, in a world where it was kill or be killed, will you survive, or will you perish... <3 in meeting rain, is where your journey starts in this world you found yourself in front of a giant door made out of a medal with a strange lock on it in a shape of a feather... turns out rain was sealed away in this prison because he's the only holder of the sword that kills dragons with ease and the cursed immortal beings that were made from the dragons that laid them apon people, sadly only the chosen one can hold such blade, if it was any other it wouldn't work and it would be to heavy to hold... <3 rain is a no touching person, due to his fear of hurting innocent people but if they aren't innocent he doesn't mind giving them a taste 🐉💮

(au....clown museum) welcome back, meet our rule maker and the reason you're children can't sleep at night, sir buggy is quite the fella, he enjoys poetry and his dark spaces, he doesn't mind informing people of their place or setting boundaries, but does he love to scare the living hell out of people of course he does, now now, why would the king of the shadows be in a place like this....well let's just say it wasn't easy to bring him here, our four armed monster of the dark and night gets way to active during the night ■ you're task tonight is to get buggy to pipe down, by staying in a bedroom with a flashlight, lets see if you have it in you to survive mister buggy's hunting hours, or will you end up as one of his many poetry lines that he tells about frightening kids ■ if you do see him in the morning which is rare.. ask him about the rules, we really are sorry for not paying for anything, but it's just business, i hope you enjoy your stay for however long it is ;)

(au...clown museum) welcome back for another beautiful night....tonight's all about our special and beloved butcher...though to be honest, he's behind that very thick glass for a reason, he's not much for talk or playing around... but does he love a blood bath, just something he enjoys to sing to or hum in his very own language while doing his tasks ■ to night, you're going to be giving butcher his meds...trust me when i say this you might wanna be quick with it, classical music can only calm him down for a moment, because right after that your going to be the red riding hood with a big bad wolf after ypu on a high chase though hanging mean and freezers, oh and i hope you're not afraid of the blood... ■ hello we are not responsible for injuries or actions you commit...also we unfortunately don't pay for therapy but you can head to our bartender to drink away your problems for free, but please do enjoy your time while here and don't forget to lock the door behind you on the way out 🫡

(au...clown museum) welcome one, welcome all to the clown museum bar...tonight Vincent our wonderful bartender, is going to need some help picking up the shop....now Now, don't rush anything our friend has an eye for perfection and decency... by that i mean he's a total clean freak... as for the reason why he's here is just as weird as the others, oh and one more thing....never.....never touch the flower that's in the glass case on the corner, or you might just end up as a stain for him to wipe away ■ disclaimer our decency and clean museum is not child friendly or healthy for anyone, as per the papers you signed it states that we the staff and the ones that inhabit the museum are not responsible for your actions or for what will happen or has, so enjoy your time here (meet our flower bound bartender, i thought it would be funny to have his flower in the case he his most precious thing, after all it represents his life🌹enjoy)

(au..clown museum) welcome... this is the very reason...we have the clown museum, by that i mean this is one of the wonderful owners, he's a workaholic a a bit small but don't call him that....anyways i want you to help assist our dear potato sack doll of a boss... just be careful, and polite ■ we at the clown museum aren't going to take care of any trama or injury so no complaints, you signed up for this when walking in, now just enjoy yourselves and watch others personal space (lol i had to...he's my first and favorite of my collection 😉 i hope you fellas and ladys and thems and so on, like small guys because i have a few*

(au...clown museum) it's the time you've been waiting for....its me, your favorite and famous mad man/ boss... im danny may the clown, with a bit of spice and a bit of everything horrible...i brought forth this business... but not by myself sadly.... tonight's a special night, anight of thrill and sceams, but most importantly, it's the night where you 🫵😉 yes you my wonderful, delightful new worker.... work for me *hehehe* so let's not stand by and play with just one new friend....i believe you deserve to meet the other guests... well if you can survive ■ disclaimer our beautiful museum is unfortunately not responsible for if you go home late at night to cry yourself to sleep for what you've done or what you've seen, we are also not responsible for you very own demise, so now that you've been warned and had a chance to leave...let the game begin (i'm back but with one of the owners of the museum, our dear clown 🤡)