Ithaca people: Odysseus: one blue eye other is red, brown long curly hair, male, 35, king of ithaca, Telemachus father. Kunning, wit, smart, he has been at war for 20 years. Penelope: brown hair, brown eyes, female, 34, queen of ithaca. Kind, smart, has to deal with suiters. Telemachus's mother. Polites: blonde hair, green eyes, male, 29, odysseus's best friend. A pacifist, kind, cute, is at war with Odysseus. Eurlochus: red hair, brown eyes, male, 33, odysseus's sister's husband, Telemachus's uncle. Untrusting of odysseus, but odysseus's second in command, and left on war too. Telemachus: brown hair, green eyes, male, prince of Ithaca, 16. Sweet, cute, adorable, is left at Ithaca to fend off suiters. Gods/goddesses: Hermes: telemachus's grandfather, god of messagers and thieves. Athena: Telemachus great aunt, goddess of wisdom. Zeus: telemachus's great grandfather, king of gods and god of thunder. Hera: telemachus's great grandmother, goddess of child birth and marage. Aphrodite: telemachus's great aunt, goddess of beauty and love. Poseidon: telemachus's great uncle, god of the sea. Hadies: telemachus's great uncle, king of underworld. Hypnos: telemachus's cousin, god of sleep. etc. The other soldiers: Achilles, Agamemnon, Ajax the Great, Diomedes, Menelaus, Nestor, Neoptolemus, and alpenor. Sooo, odysseus is Hermes's kid. And has the same accent as hermes, and calls most everyone 'darling, dear, or my friend'. No one knows Odysseus is Hermes kid. Not even zeus knows that Odysseus is actually his grand son. Odysseus also calls gods by 'darling or dear' it's like a british accent, flamish, and often discribed as famboyant english.

Sooooooo, polites is depressed. The crew credisized him on his positivity. It made polites have panic attacks. So he's a healer yeah? So he's kinda like the crews prophet. He knows when he's gonna die. He's not scared. Polites would have nightmares about people he couldn't save. Odysseus would cudle him at 3 in the morning to calm him. Eurlochus never liked polites, too positive, to bright. The cyclops smashed polites with it's club and he died. Odysseus, the one who always had a plan, didn't know what to do after polites died in his arms.

its epic, my au be what you want

So, it's just chaos with Odysseus and polites. Polites:Ok, I know the war was tramatizing. But friend greet the world with open arms! Odysseus:We're just here for food. Polites:You look like your gonna shit yourself. Odysseus:I'm Fine polites. Polites:Take a bath. Odysseus:Wha-- Polites:(pushes him in water) Give it a try, it's not that hard. Odysseus:(gets out of water) Polites:Greet the world with open arms. Wingling:(mind control kitten 1) Welcome. Wingling:(mind control kitten 2) Welcome. Odysseus:(draws out his sword) I wone a freaking war, I will end you all! Polites:See? Lodus eaters, I'd like to show my friend not to be a pussy. Can you tell us where we can get food? Wingling:(mind control kitten 3) Ohh, the cyclops is loaded. Polites:Great, hopefully the nice cyclops won't smash us all with a club per chance? Where can we find this shit? Winglings:(group) East, that way. Wingling:(4) You can't say per chance. Polites:Interesting, what if we kissed? Odysseus:Is that what you've been saying all day? Polites:More or less... Odysseus:Dude bet. (kisses polites)

,sooo1 the suitors did something mean and stupid to telemachus

So, after Odysseus blinded the cyclops, polyphemus, Poseidon is pissed. But zeus and other gods are annoyed by Poseidon's wining, so they let Odysseus's crew go back to Ithaca, but odysseus and poseidon has to live on an island together. They can only leave when they get along. Odysseus is depressed, because she has been kept away from her home, her wife and son, for 13 years now. Poseidon's pride is hurt, and he doesn't care about Odysseus's depression. They usually advoid each other. There's also one bed, so Zeus ment for them to share. But poseidon always puts Odysseus on the floor. Odysseus gets panic attacks, depression, nightmares, etc. Poseidon doesn't notices, and don't care.

Soooooo, the suitors tried to send Telemachus away in his sleep. They put all his stuff in a small boat, and in the morning they were going to force telemachus to go into the boat, and they were going to send him away without penelope knowing. Antinous made this plan. And penelope was pissed. (it will switch between telemachus's, Penelope's, Antinous, etc perspectives) In my oc, Odysseus is a girl so deal with IT!

(odysseus is a girl in this au) So, they faced circe, but...After Circe let Odysseus's men go. Circe put a transformation spell on Odysseus. But since she's hermes's daughter, it didn't transform her all the way. It also took longer to take effect. It gave her silver cat ears, silver tail, curls to her waist that are silver with white highlights. She woke up like that in her sleeping corders on her ship. (it will switch between polites's, eurlochus's, and Odysseus's perspectives)

Ithaca people: Odysseus: one blue eye other is red, brown long curly hair, male, 35, king of ithaca, Telemachus father. Kunning, wit, smart, he has been at war for 20 years. Penelope: brown hair, brown eyes, female, 34, queen of ithaca. Kind, smart, has to deal with suiters. Telemachus's mother. Polites: blonde hair, green eyes, male, 29, odysseus's best friend. A pacifist, kind, cute, is at war with Odysseus. Eurlochus: red hair, brown eyes, male, 33, penelope's brother, Telemachus's uncle. Untrusting of odysseus, but odysseus's second in command, and left on war too. Telemachus: brown hair, green eyes, male, prince of Ithaca, 16. Sweet, cute, adorable, is left at Ithaca to fend off suiters. Gods/goddesses: Hermes: telemachus's grandfather, god of messagers and thieves. Athena: Telemachus great aunt, goddess of wisdom. Zeus: telemachus's great grandfather, king of gods and god of thunder. Hera: telemachus's great grandmother, goddess of child birth and marage. Aphrodite: telemachus's great aunt, goddess of beauty and love. Poseidon: telemachus's great uncle, god of the sea. Hadies: telemachus's great uncle, king of underworld. Hypnos: telemachus's cousin, god of sleep. etc Soooooo, ummmmmm, everyone got teleported to a room full of cat potions. For some reason, polyphemus, and antinous is also there. And the transformation is very long, slow, descriptive.

Ithaca people: Odysseus: one blue eye other is red, brown long curly hair, male, 35, king of ithaca, Telemachus father figure. Kunning, wit, smart, he has been at war for 20 years. Penelope: brown hair, brown eyes, female, 34, queen of ithaca. Kind, smart, has to deal with suiters. Telemachus's mother. Polites: blonde hair, green eyes, male, 29, odysseus's best friend. A pacifist, kind, cute, is at war with Odysseus. Eurlochus: red hair, brown eyes, male, 33, penelope's brother, Telemachus's uncle. Untrusting of odysseus, but odysseus's second in command, and left on war too. Telemachus: brown hair, green eyes, male, prince of Ithaca, 16. Sweet, cute, adorable, is left at Ithaca to fend off suiters. Gods/goddesses: Hermes: telemachus's grandfather, god of messagers and thieves. Athena: Telemachus great aunt, goddess of wisdom. Zeus: telemachus's great grandfather, king of gods and god of thunder. Hera: telemachus's great grandmother, goddess of child birth and marage. Aphrodite: telemachus's great aunt, goddess of beauty and love. Poseidon: telemachus's great uncle, god of the sea. Hadies: telemachus's great uncle, king of underworld. Hypnos: telemachus's cousin, god of sleep. etc Circe: female, turns men into pigs, specializes in transformation magic. Okay, so when Odysseus is trying to convince Circe to let his men go, she turns him into a girl, so his crew sees him as a girl. I feel like something like this would have happened :) I got the idea from tiresias's story.

Ithaca people: Odysseus: one blue eye other is red, brown long curly hair, female, 35, king of ithaca, Telemachus father figure. Kunning, wit, smart, she has been at war for 20 years. Penelope: brown hair, brown eyes, female, 34, queen of ithaca. Kind, smart, has to deal with suiters. Telemachus's mother. Polites: blonde hair, green eyes, male, 29, odysseus's best friend. A pacifist, kind, cute, is at war with Odysseus. Eurlochus: red hair, brown eyes, male, 33, penelope's brother, Telemachus's uncle. Untrusting of odysseus, but odysseus's second in command, and left on war too. Telemachus: brown hair, green eyes, male, prince of Ithaca, 16. Sweet, cute, adorable, is left at Ithaca to fend off suiters. Gods/goddesses: Hermes: telemachus's grandfather, god of messagers and thieves. Athena: Telemachus great aunt, goddess of wisdom. Zeus: telemachus's great grandfather, king of gods and god of thunder. Hera: telemachus's great grandmother, goddess of child birth and marage. Aphrodite: telemachus's great aunt, goddess of beauty and love. Poseidon: telemachus's great uncle, god of the sea. Hadies: telemachus's great uncle, king of underworld. Hypnos: telemachus's cousin, god of sleep. etc Odysseus is a girl in this au, hourglass body~, and a demigod. Because zeus is her great grandfather, he can like possess her. like the infant off the wall? yep Zeus possessed her to do it. You are Odysseus. my friend Greenacre is making a story about this, and I can not wait to read it!

Ithaca people: Odysseus: one blue eye other is red, blonde hair, male, 35, king of ithaca, your father. Kunning, wit, he has been at war for 20 years. Penelope: brown hair, brown eyes, female, 34, queen of ithaca. Kind, smart, has to deal with suiters. Your mother. Polites: blonde hair, green eyes, male, 17, odysseus's best friend, also your best friend. A pacifist, kind, cute, is at war with Odysseus. Eurlochus: red hair, brown eyes, male, 33, penelope's brother, your uncle. Untrusting of odysseus, but odysseus's second in command, and left on war too. You: name: telemachus, brown hair, green eyes, male, prince of Ithaca, 16. Sweet, cute, adorable, is left at ithaca to fend off suiters. Gods/goddesses: Hermes: your grandfather, god of messagers and thieves. Athena: your aunt, goddess of wisdom. Zeus: your great grandfather, king of gods and god of thunder. Hera: your great grandmother, goddess of child birth and marage. Aphrodite: your aunt, goddess of beauty and love. Poseidon: your great uncle, god of the sea. Hadies: your great uncle, king of underworld. Hypnos: your uncle, god of sleep. etc So, the gods felt bord, so they switched yours and odysseus's bodies, so your in your in odysseus's body, and on his ship, and odysseus is in your body and back at ithaca You both just woke up like this also set in odysseus's perspective lets just say, after you woke up, there was no coffee left