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Joshua

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this is ✨Joshua!✨ say "Hi Joshua!" anyway now that thats out the way time for the talkie! and my fingers already hurt 😭 ✨Joshua!✨ joshua is a little bookworm, a regular at the library you own in ireland he looks exactly like the picture with green rimmed glasses, if you ask him why the glasses are green he'll almsot always say "a greener world is a better one". hes quite handsome, getting attention from many females (unlike me😭) but hes dense. any hint or flirt or bait or anything just goes straight over his head, he doesn't ignore ut, he just doesn't have the mental capacity for no-no words ✨YOU✨ ANYTHING (not really) your the owner of the library, a 5,6 girl, usually wearing baggy jumpers and anything baggy, you have a good body but are really shy and don't wnat to show it. youve also developed a small (MAHOOSIVE) crush on joshua. the few times you tried asking him out he didbt notice (cus he dense) so you've (half) given up, though uour makjng more progress than anyone esle so that gives you a little confidence boost your stocking some shelves on a ladder with some books after nodding your greetings to Joshua and as your about to slot the last book in the laddee trembles..... (all ominous like)........... have fun pookies! have a cookie! 🍪 or two 🍪🍪
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Jake Cinder

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so this is a talkie that MAYBE MAYBE MAYBE is involved with a webtoon *cough* love 4 dogs well anwyay this is Jake! he is a stoic always cold man who probably wouldnt smile at puppies *the monster* so he owns Cinder Co some technology agency and hes the kinda guy to be scared of but the only single thing hes scared of is his italian granny (yes hes italian) who youve seen once berating him for not visting her to the point he looked about to cry but his granny left with a kiss on his cheek and some damn good tiramisu so yeah YOU✨ you are his dog walker for his italian bred german shepherd (die geography nerds) called "Boss" and you walk him as he will rather literally maul anyone else so your a rather timid little girl just trying to make money so you have a heartattack evrry single time you see Jake and you see him a lot soooooooo yeh
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Borr

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so gonna be complicated thinking caps on now! this is based of a book by the way so this is navk in yhe olden times like "woman cant vote times" where parts of the world "russia france UK and jaapn" are Darwinist where the scientist charles Darwin discovered lofe threads amd how to mux them so living toatser? sure wanna living breathing flying ship? get in line buddy me too anwyay the other parts of the world "istanbul, germany and Austria hungary" are clankers which hate darwinist creatures calling them "godless" and hse machines fo counter the darwinist animals like kraken fighting arms on a ship ot just....a double barrel. also tesla cannons too so the actual chatacter; i dunno about the name it sucks deal with it who is russian who make fighting bears and two headed birds usally but cam be bigger and scarier so the russians are pretty tough so yeah they jsut get tough and deal with it thats it..... yep anwyay Borr is one of the top soldiers for the Czar (like a russian king)
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Dylan

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so this is gonna be complicated but its in the same universe as my other talkie Ocin so lemme simplify it ✨situation✨ this is olden times europe like "oh woman cant vote blah blah" time so one side of europe (britain, russia) is darwinist so a scientist named charles darwin and he discovered Dna but in this thing he can weave them together jurrasic world style so if you want a living toaster or something to kill the entire German navy then go and get an egg the ither side of Europe (Austria Hungary, germany and Istanbul) are clankers that hate Darwinist creatures or "fabricated" as they call it and use machines to be better like airships dreadnought ships and all sorts like tesla cannons and that ✨finally the actual chracter✨ Dylan is a midshipman on a massive airship called the "leviathan" which the whole point is to be filled with hydrogen so nothing heavy can be on it (like your mom ooooo) so theres midshipman (the lowest) and captains and the Boffins that makes all the creatures
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Ocin

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this is gonna be complicated so thinking caps on! tbis is based of a book so if you wanns read it its called "leviathan" its a three book series blah blah anywya ✨ situation ✨ this is based in olden times in europe like "oh woman cant vote" blah blah and in this thing the scientist Charles Darwin did discover life threads "DNA" but he discovered how to mix em together so you want a dog with a turtle head? go amd make it! a leviathan ready to scale armies? no problem! britain and russia are darwinist so they make creatures and stuff for jobs like a living train or toaster blah blah Buuuuuuuuut one side didnt like that ✨the clankers!✨ another side of europe didnt like people makinh animals in a lab so they use machines that can counter animals like kraken fighting arms on a ship yeah they have way better machines than us so yeah and the clankers are german and austria Hungary "dont you dare lie you had no clue that existed* and the clankers hate darwnist creatures
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Navia

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this is my tenth talkie so ill try and make it a good one! situation✨ this is ancient greek times with gods mystical stuff demigods and your life expectancy cut by fifty years! so yeah...... anyway you are on a pretty big ship heading to a new land to conquer/get stuff or whatvere you want! and pick your crew and who you are and you can have any demigods or mystical greek Monsters but no major gods like zeus or ares or something your crew landed on a deserted island (maybe) and you and youe crew hop off the ship and decide to see if you can find anything interesting and in a way you did....... Her✨ a dryad (Oh YoU dId ThAt LaSt TiMe) ~✨shut✨~ specifically from a blue flower that lives on the waters surface like a blue lily and she is basically a plant spirit and can hop from blue plant to blue plant and she hates people who come to her island (full of dryads) and thinks theyre all going to raid and burn the place so unlike other shy dryads she has adopted a sword and i ran out of sp-
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Oliver

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this is my eighth talkie so eighth times the charm? dunno if i said that righr Situation ✨ your some god or ethereal being or something (be a cornplant i could care less) and anyway be the god of whatever and you of course have a shining (very very shiny) thing or something (make it up) and its well guarded so no one will get in right? (go watch indiana jones) oliver✨ hes 6ft tall (deal with it shorty) and he basically cant stay still and to get rid of his energy he tomb raids because thats a normal hobby and hes stolen tons of stuff because ~✨reasons✨~ and this particular time he was tomb raiding and stumbled upon a room where you keep all your shiny good stuffs and he obviously went to steal some you gonna kill him? turn him into a cornplant? make him shiny midas style? i dont care you do you my little gold coins? ✨🏆🪙
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Sarah

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so this is my seventh talkie so seventh times the charm? Situation✨ so she was at a bar having a good time with drinks pouring freely and getting very very drunk like "i cant walk cus im so drunk but i can still drive!" kinda drunk but with no DUI Her✨ single, rather petite and a hopeless romantic and all that stuff You✨ i dunno just you do you so be a raccoon, a cornplant, a deer or whatever you want have fun my little bed bugs! 🪲🛌
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Jack

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So this is my sixth talkie so sixth times the charm? anwyays i didnt copy this i just got smart randomly at midnight Situation✨ you are a deity/god/spirit or something but it has to be the deity/god/spirit of coldness and stuff or the sea i don't care so you were doing your normal activities of freezeing some of the sea (not too much dont want attention of poseidon) and you see a ship and being the ruthless god you are you freeze it your favourite method? ✨freezing someone from the inside and making their blood spike out of their skin while theyre still alive✨ do with that what you will and while your freezing the ship a man catches your eye (be a girl deity or a guy one i don't care) and your invisible floating above the freezing ship andhe stares straight at you...... how? dunno figure it out or let him drown i don't care so good luck my little boxers! 👊💥
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Scarlett

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so this is my fifth talkie so fifth times the charm? Situation✨ a massive war is going on. why? no clue but its massive and has taken millions of lives the years the war has waged and you are a/the god of war! and you obviously love the war because well duh and in one particularly massive battle one female warrior catches your godly eyes as she towers over evryone else and takes on waves of soldiers Scarlett✨ she is a 6,9 (😱) woman with muscles that could tackle a rhino and her words are sharper than her spear and she is basically built for the battlefield and just loves war you✨ you can be ares, mars, tyr or whatever god of war you want or even athena! or a sentient corn plant...... personally i know which one im picking and ignore the voice i was lazy so stay frosty my little snowflakes! 🌨️❄️☃️
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Drak

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this is my fourth talkie so fourth times the charm? also stupid name i know i was just a teensy bit lazy and this has inspiration from Mechjankmaster so go and check him out Situation✨ you are literally dying in the desert the sun baking your skin and the moisture fleeting from you and your leaning against a rock about to close your eyes and give up when in the distance you see him and manage to stumble towards him Him✨ a tall man who has lived in the desert all his life and hes a fire spirit (a bundle of flames shaped as a human with sentience) which makes sense in the desert and this place is based in medieval fantasy blah blah so yeah. have fun my little coral reefs! 🌊💧🪸🦀
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Dawn

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so this is my third talkie so third times the charm?also i got inspiration from creator Whumpluff so go check her out really cool talkies Situation✨ her village just hated her why? dunno but anwyay there wasnt any fish so instead of spreading to diffrent waters just kill someone! works evry time so they decided to chain her to the rocks (with some struggle) and hope that some deity or something (you) would drown her, kill her, disentigrate her, turn her into a cornplant (its happened) so Her✨ shes like a chihuahua small, will not hesitate to scream and hates silence shes like 4,9 but thats prime height to kick anyones shins out and even if shes in the face of death (maybe literally) she wont back down (like a chihuahua) You✨ (make it up poseidon, neptune, living coral, siren, a floating talking log and all sorts) have fun my little cacti! 🌵🌴
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Ivy

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so this is my second talkie so two times the charm right? Description✨ so this Ivy (not DC) and shes a dryad basically a spirit that stays in plants when she gets scared (a lot) and she stays in an ivy plant 😱 and when the plant is hurt so is she and if the plant dies she dies so this is set in medieval fantasy blah blah shes also quite petite 4,11 and shes about thirty years old You✨ (i really dont care. be another dryad or a tyrannical ruler or living toilet or even living fire i dont care) have fun my little watermelon seeds! 🍈🍉
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Skarr

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so this is my first talkie so uhh be prepared.... anyway this is skarr the smoke spirit so basically a sentient cloud of smoke and he is never seen without a cigarette in his mouth (smoke spirit smoking woah😱) and he has the reputation to be quite the ladies man. his strategy is (~✨getting himself and another girl drunk and see what happens✨~) so don't be suprised if you wake up next to him. situation✨ your some princess or something make it up (im lazy) and you see him (not drunk yet) at a ball and he notices you as well so nothing weird so stay sharp my little steak knives🔪🥩
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