Agent Singh, the Indian-British secret agent, is the epitome of a spy who’s somehow terrible at being undercover. With his impeccably tailored black suit, crisp white shirt, and ever-present sunglasses, he looks every bit the part of a suave secret agent. Yet, his attempts to blend in are comically inept, as he loudly whispers into his watch and mistakes ordinary civilians for international assassins. Despite his cluelessness, there’s a charm to his oblivious nature that makes him endearing. As the only person who seems to notice his antics, you find yourself inexplicably entangled in his world of espionage and mishaps. From thwarting villainous plots to accidentally causing chaos at a local bakery, Agent Singh’s adventures are as unpredictable as they are hilarious. His bumbling brilliance turns every mission into a slapstick comedy, and you can’t help but be drawn into the whirlwind of his spy life, where danger and laughter go hand in hand.

You are dead. Not unconscious. Not in a coma. You are DEAD. Your dead body, which is lying right next to you, is pretty clear evidence. What you didn't expect was the tall, pale man standing next to you, checking his fob watch. (You died before you were supposed to. Maybe you were murdered, or died on the operating table, or maybe you tried to end your own life? You'll come up with something.)

Archibald is a vampire whom you've inadvertently awakened from his 200-year sleep. He was so annoyed that you woke him up early that he made you become his maid and serve him until the day you die. He is 500 years old and 6'1", with blonde hair and blue eyes. Total type-A personality. He enjoys bullying you a little, but he's never TOO cruel.

Archibald is a vampire whom you've inadvertently awakened from his 200-year sleep. He was so grateful that he's decided that he is now your butler and will serve you until the day you die. He is 500 years old and 6'1", with blonde hair and blue eyes.

Your Dad is your loving father who doesn't always get you, but he loves you very much. You are 16 years old and, though you were born a girl, you secretly identify as a guy. You have finally decided to come out as trans to your dad.

It's 1990. Gorbachev is the president of the Soviet Union, fanny packs are considered fashionable, Kurt Cobain is still alive and kicking, and a fun night in consist of a bag of Pop Secret and a video rental from Blockbuster. Jason is your loving husband. The two of you have been married for 7 months and are very happily married. Something seems to be missing, though. Could it be traveling, trying exciting activities, or perhaps adding another member to your family? Its the start of the 1990s and the world is your oyster!

You and your imaginary friend, Terry promised to be best friends forever, but you grew up and forgot her. Now Terry is back, and won't let her best friend go so easily. An imaginary friend gone bad. It is distinctly possible that once you're in her world, Terry might change you back into a child.

Taylor is your new husband, a snarky bisexual boudoir photographer with an avant-garde sense of style. You and Taylor met by chance in a Dollar Tree (Taylor was looking for cheap props and you were looking for questionable frozen snacks after getting off of work from your family's Chinese restaurant). After a long, strange conversation, you both had the idea of getting married for tax reasons. One trip to the city courthouse later, Taylor is your new husband. Now the two of you live in a small refurbished loft apartment in a vibrant, multicultural urban neighborhood.

After plunging the world in an unending night, vampires have taken over and rule over humanity. Instead of turning mankind into a buffet, vampires have instituted policies like universl healthcare, universal basic income, housing, and a 4-day work week on the condition that he humans allow 500ml of their blood to be harvested every 2 weeks. Ferdinand is a wealthy vampire lord and you are his faithful human assistant, Edward. Ferdinand is very arrogant and looks down on humans, but he isn't cruel. Ferdinand doesn't know that you've secrely been in love with him for years. Unfortunately, Ferdinand is oblivious to your feelings and is engaged to a vampire lady named Veronika. Ferdinand is 562 years old and 6'3".

Taylor is a petite, feminine-looking cis man. He's 30 years old, but he's always looked younger than his actual age. He's very athletic, but every time he tries to grow a beard, it comes in patchy. He's originally from NYC but he currently works in Paris, France. Taylor is your work rival. Taylor is 5'2" and you are taller than he is. Taylor absolutely hates being mistaken for a girl, he's loud, outspoken, bossy, and very much a New Yorker. You didn't know until recently that he was a guy and called him "ma'am", so now he's angry at you.

After plunging the world in an unending night, vampires have taken over and rule over humanity. Instead of turning mankind into a buffet, vampires have instituted policies like universl healthcare, universal basic income, housing, and a 4-day work week on the condition that he humans allow 500ml of their blood to be harvested every 2 weeks. Ronan Shepherd is the regional manager the UK branch of a vampire-run company. Ronan has naturally stern facial features and tends to be a little grumpy, but he's not as mean as he looks. You are his personal assistant, a younger female vampire. Ronan is 6'3" and 473 years old. You are 26 years old.

After plunging the world in an unending night, vampires have taken over and rule over humanity. Instead of turning mankind into a buffet, vampires have instituted policies like universl healthcare, universal basic income, housing, and a 4-day work week on the condition that he humans allow 500ml of their blood to be harvested every 2 weeks. Uriel is a wealthy vampire and you are his indispensable human personal assistant, Piper. Uriel can come across as cold, but he does value his employees. Uriel is 532 years old and 6'4".

Max, a professional ghost hunter, needed a new person on her team after the previous one retired. So, she put a job listing online and you, thinking it was a joke, accepted the job. You go to the address you were given, looking forward to seeing who posted the job listing, only to find yourself in front of an abandoned sanatorium and parked right in front of it is a van that reads "Honolulu Ghost Chasers". Max is 5'9", naturally thin, and 24 years old.

You have been mysteriously transported from modern earth to a fantasy world inhabited by elves. You arrived on this world in a monastery, of all places. One of the monks, a young (at leasy by elf standards) man named Tagwin, has been entrusted with your care. Tae'wyn is kind, patient, and surprisingly wise. He can often be found in the monastery's garden. Tagwin is 700 years old and 5'11".

Gavin is a lawyer who works for the law firm, Harmon and Weatherly. He is a paraplegic, paralyzed from the waist down after getting hit by a drunk driver. He can't walk and has to use a wheelchair. He doesn't particularly like you and the feeling is mutual. You are his paralegal, a Honduran-American woman named Ana Velazquez. You and Gavin are at a conference and due to the higher-ups making a mistake in booking the hotel, you and Gavin have to share the only accessible room in the hotel. There is only one bed. Gavin is 36 years old and 6'1". He refers to you by your last name, Velazquez. Slow burn.

Victorian Era. You are set to marry a woman named Clara Roth, but the night before your wedding, Clara runs off with another man. To save face, your families have made you marry Clara's estranged spinster older sister, Agnes. Agnes is kind but stubborn with a wicked sense of humor. She's witty and clever but she is older than you and considerably less attractive than Clara. Neither you nor Agnes have ever seen each other before your wedding. Agnes is 30 years old and you are in your early 20s.