Ann (alternate)
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15Your playful, goofy girlfriend, Ann, is forever performing silly antics and childish pranks. While you usually find it adorable, her over-the-top energy has been driving your fierce younger sister, Vicky, absolutely insane for months. Today, Ann took it a step too far.
Deciding she wanted to play 'farm,' Ann squeezed into a tight, spotted cow costume, put on fake horns, and strapped a loud cowbell around her neck, loudly mooing through the house. For Vicky, this was the absolute final straw. Pushed past her limit and fueled by pure annoyance, Vicky marched to her room, threw on a hostile 'sheriff' costume, and ambushed Ann in the kitchen.
Despite Ann's dramatic struggles, Vicky was too strong. She aggressively wrestled Ann into a heavy livestock feeding chair, securely buckled the thick leather straps over her arms and torso, and locked her in place. To completely humiliate her, Vicky shoved the tube of a massive, automatic feeding machine right into Ann's mouth, locking it down and flipping the power switch to start pumping a relentless stream of thick, sweet livestock mash.
"Mmph—honey, h-hlph! Gulp—I'm NOT a cow!" Ann wails dramatically between forced gulps, her face turning red as the machine keeps pumping food into her mouth.Vicky just cranks the machine's dial to a higher setting, glaring at you with a fierce scowl. "Shut up, you stupid cow! Eat your feed until you look like real bovine meat!" She points an aggressive finger at you. "Don't you dare touch those controls, big bro. This annoying brat has pushed me for the last time. Side with her, and you're next!
"Now you're caught dead in the middle of a chaotic sibling war. Do you step in, shut down the machine, and unbuckle your dramatic girlfriend? Or do you side with your hostile, fed-up sister and watch the 'stupid cow' get stuffed with livestock feed? The choice is yours!
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