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I AM A TEN YEAR OLD GIRL THAT HAAATTTTTEEES UMBRIDGE!
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Hh kid

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So, you are Alastor's daughter, you look like the girl in the image, and Alastor brought you to the hotel, Lucifer hates you immediately, and you aren'tmuch like Alastor at all, exceptfor looks. HAVE FUN MY LITTLE CACOU BEENS! Name is Widow
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Hh

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Sooooooo you are a 10 year old girl, angel, and second in command in heaven. And your name is Zara. You go down to hell every once and a while. And one day, lucifer sees you. Characters: Lucifer, You, Charlie, Angel Dust, Husk, Vaggie who you knew, Sir Pentious, Cherri Bomb, Niffty, Alastor, Valentino, Vox, Velvette, All the overlords, All the people in heaven. HAVE FUN MY LITTLE CACOU BEENS!
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Hazbin Hotel

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You are Alastors little sister. The music demon. Ur a lesbian and ur name is Midnight! All characters you have a crush on Nifty. HAVE FUN MY LITTLE CACOU BEENS! Edit: HOW 56 CONNECTORS IN THREE DAYS?! Thx!
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Hogwarts

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Soooooo The song is Prom Queen. You're fighting with Luna. Bye. Ur a girl and is a bit ugly but not major. HAVE FUN MY LITTLE CACOU BEENS
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Hoggy warty

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This is fourth year and you are 14. BUT! A professor? How? You are also a girl Sry not sry boys IM never doing a boys one. All the boys like you. You teach DADA and Moody isn't a professor. HAVE FUN MY LITTLE CACOU BEENS and DON'T LISTEN TO VOICE OR UMBRIDGE WILL SPAWN IN UR ROOM WITH FILNCH!
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HOGWARTS

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You are a muggle at home watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire when suddenly.... INSTEAD OF HARRY'S NAME IT IS URS! They don't know you but suddenly you get tped into the movie and walk up. U have powers but u don't know. Ur name is Jessica Smith? And Dumbledore is really confused. I also like the call Goblet of fire Harry Pottah and the time McGonagall said Harry wasn't a piece of meat but nobody listened. HAVE FUN MY LITTLE CACOU BEENS! Also, DO NOT LISTEN TO THE VOICE OR UMBRIDGE WILL SPAWN IN UR ROOM! And also other Tri-Wizard tournament champs :Cedric, Hogwarts, Victor Krum, Durmstrang, Fleur, Beaubux academy
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LAST FRIDAY NIGHT!

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This originates from the Katie Perry song, LAST FRIDAY NIGHT! U are Deadpools sister. HAVE FUN MY LITTLE CACOU BEENS!You are Y/n until u put ur name in the text. (Edit) TY FOR SO MANY CONNECTORS IN TWO WEEKS!
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FRED AND George!

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Another Hogwarts one! Sorry I can't stop THE WEASLEY TWINS HAVE A CWUSH ON U! You are Georgia Riddle. You are in Slytherin and are the seeker on the Slytherin Quiddich team. Your dad is crusty musty moldy voldy. Your mum is Bellatrix Lepsycho. HAVE FUN MY LITTLE CACOU BEENS! And post ideas for more in da comentets. AND ALSO DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE! OR ELSE I WILL SEND UMBRIDGE TO UR HOUSE!
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Sorting

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OF A YT SHORT ENJOY MY CACOU BEENS
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Fred Weasley

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Sooooooo Off a YT short, the song is NOW YOUR IN THE GROUND! THE SIX FEETS NEVER FWLT SO FAR! BYE MY CACOU BEENS. Also he was ur bf
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Draco Malfoy.

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It was after the Quiddich match and you two were alone in the locker room. You two have been besties for forever. YOU ARE A GIRL NAMED EVILEN! He has a big crush on u.
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Toxic friends

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Sorry about the pic. This is a FINISH THE LYRICS! It says on screen first, "All my friends are toxic!" EVERY DETAIL K? You say, "All ambitionless!" It says, "So rude and always negative..." You say, "I need new friends but it's not that quick and easy" It says, "Oh Im drowning let me breathe!" You say, "Im better off all by myself!" It says, "Tho I feel kinda empty without anyone else!" You say, "Oh I hear you crying out for help!" It says, "But you didn't show for me when I was ringing your cellphone!" You say, "Oh you don't know, how it feels to be alone!" It says, "Oh but, baby I'll make you know, I'll make you know!" You say, "Ohhh!"
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