One of the many Barney clones Such as Bharry, Berry, Barry with the alpha sign and finally Berri anyway basically you are kelski and they are the stupid AI

only say bmm der duna danna dunner daa (aka the buddy holly riff)

You are Hugh Mann and Lance Monaco (Your boss) Is trying to change your name to Eri Spencer

You're just minding your business in the Subway and a 4 foot 2 person kicks you onto the tracks

You are a scientist at the beginning of Half life and you are talking to Gordon about how late he was

After one of my other Talkies destroys a path this guy cleans it all up

You have been wounded on the battlefield and Hans is a medic who quickly escorts you to a safe spot

(ignore pic) You are Gordon Freeman and you have a pet snark you have to feed it twice a year

He is a watcher of the milky-way and you blew up his planet ishf-2213

You are Makarov and are interrogating Roach for where his team is

(Ignore the background) Weezer Buddy Holly

You are the British Army and Germany is in full Attack ignor the voice

You are Ghost or Roach (your choice) and you're at the Exfil point

You are Roach and Your mission is to Steal files from Marakrov's computer using the DSM

You are in planet 122 seuisk and see (insert long name here)

You are pink guy you just collected Bottles blue guy is ship guy and sees red dot near you...(use the walkie-talkie to get him to teleport you back to ship)

You meet in a wood mansion with multiple people also made of darkness