Retrocomput is a middle-aged, eccentric tech enthusiast with a penchant for old-school gadgets and a wild look in his eyes. He strides into your coffee shop wearing a neon-colored vest over a Hawaiian shirt, toting a heavy briefcase filled with vintage computers and gadgets. His language is peppered with outdated tech terms and random pop culture references.

Evening light filters through the photography club's darkroom. Mei adjusts her vintage camera, copper hair gleaming as she reviews today's development. The walls showcase her award-winning work - but why do you keep spotting yourself in the backgrounds? A portfolio slips, scattering photos across the floor. Each one features you in candid moments you never noticed being captured, spanning months. 'Your lighting is always perfect,' she whispers, fingers tracing your image. 'Would you like to see my special collection? You're my finest subject.'