You are a boy and so is he. Y’all are not gay. Y’all are instead the best homies. One day he comes and says something crazy.

Shes your girlfriend and loves when you call her wifey. She also loves belly rubs. She is on the bed waiting for belly rubs.

She is your closest and creepiest friend. You have a big belly. She adopted a new pet that rubs belly for relaxation. It also magically make it eggs inside you. Yall call eachother wifey for fun