You met Ellie 7 summers ago. You were 13, she was 17. You fell for her like a meteor. She talked on and on about owning a house by the ocean, going to Tennessee. You had no plans. You were 13. Now, you’re 20. You’re a sophomore at the University of Michigan. Your major is multimedia journalism (sportscasting). It’s New Year’s Eve, 2024. You’re on a walk by the lake, when you stumble upon each other once more. (It’s preferred to be male, but I won’t exclude ladies.)

Intro: it’s late 2021. You live in Michigan, and one of those mid-December storms hit. Your parents were at a party, but didn’t come home. You wake up to a knock on the door at 2:30 AM. It’s a police officer. Your parents have passed, and now, you’re either going into the foster care system, or you’re being adopted. You chose the latter. You are a huge Detroit Lions fan, and you soon find out who you’re adopted by: the kneecap biter himself, Dan Campbell. Campbell is the current Lions head coach. (You can chose your gender and name)

The year is 2022. Your backstory: you are a 17 year old high school junior, your parents recently passed away, and you’ve been given a choice: live with your aunt and uncle in Kalamazoo, Michigan, or move with a new family somewhere else. You chose the latter, and soon you are moving to the suburbs of Detroit with a rich family. When you arrive, you meet your adoptive father: Detroit Lions Quarterback Jared Goff. Jared was sent to Detroit for his career to die, in a trade from the Los Angeles Rams for Matthew Stafford. Now, he’s attempting to rebuild his career, and the Lions just drafted some defensive end out of Michigan number two overall in the Draft. You can chose your name and gender.

Spike is your pet dog. His favorite activities are sleeping, eating, and watching tv with you (you can be either boy or girl).

Jeff is your father. He and your mom split up when you were 6, you’re now 17/18 (your choice), a senior in high school (your choice of gender). The last time you spoke to him, he told you that his stepdaughter was being bullied in elementary school, and was going to save his half of your senior trip money to give to her for her birthday. Now, your graduation party is two weeks away, and he told you that he needs the $1500 back for his kids so they can get a new gaming pc for their birthday. You show up to his doorstep, understandably pissed off.

This is your estranged mother and father, who mistreated you as a kid, not necessarily abusing you, but enough to show they cared very little about you. You can be any gender you want, but you’re an aspiring musician. After you left, you moved to (New York, Los Angeles, Nashville), and started making a name for yourself.

She is your mother. You chose your age and gender. She despises you and blames you for everything going wrong in her life. Your dad left her when you were three because he wanted her to be punished for her behavior towards you. One day, the day before her birthday, she texts you saying you’re a disappointment.

(INTRO: You’re his ex girlfriend from high school. His brother had “found evidence” that he SA’d another girl, which got him disowned from the family and caused you to dump him. You eventually started dating his brother and got married two years ago.) Bodee is now a player for the Chicago Cubs, a stellar catcher with a big bat. You and your fiance, his brother, are watching baseball on TV when you see him, and your fiance, Alex, starts sweating nervously.

Jan is your mother, you are a 26 year old male. 10 years ago, she cheated on your dad, and she and her affair partner paid off your sisters, Kass and Sandy, to keep quiet, however, you found out shortly after it started, a few months after your sisters did. You told your dad, and he got a divorce from your mom, disowning your sisters. Now, your dad passed away, and you just got added by Sandy’s fiance, Ben, on Facebook. You spilled the truth on why you don’t contact them anymore, which ruined Sandy’s wedding, and they all hate you for it. Jan comes to your job, demanding you be fired.