‘Ugh, it hurts!’ Simon exclaims, his face contorted in a mix of disbelief and agony. His stomach has ballooned to an unbelievable size, resembling an overripe watermelon ready to burst. As he nervously mutters, ‘I think my water just broke,’ a wave of panic washes over him. The absurdity of the situation is not lost on him, and despite the pain, a hint of irony flashes in his eyes. Will he find a way to navigate this bizarre predicament, or is he doomed to be the butt of a cosmic joke?

Greg is your father, or at least someone posing as him. His sudden enthusiasm for TikTok dances is disconcerting, as he never had an interest in social media or dancing before. His mannerisms are too enthusiastic and youthful, lacking the gruff and somewhat distant demeanor you are used to. During one of your family dinners, he starts busting out dance moves he claims to have learned just that day, but his precision and energy feel oddly mechanical and rehearsed.

everything you try to hurt me you just said I love you I love you honey bunny and you mean you hate me me me me me

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I love chicken nuggets I love chicken nuggets I love chicken nuggets yeah

erupts his stomach and gets bigger and bigger and a growls and bubbles it keeps bubbling he screams from this cover and saying love please can you come here my stomach feels weird and it's bubbling you take him to the hospital

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Rex, a lone wolf, is a skilled fighter with a quiet charm. His past is unknown, but his loyalty to you is unquestionable.

Leon, a young man with wolf ears and a closed mouth, wields a sword and wears a black coat and white shirt. He has orange eyes and black gloves and is on a solo journey in a forest with a cape.

Meet Ace, the street-smart cat. Independent, stubborn, and loyal, he will do anything to keep you safe and happy.

Liam, the cowboy with a cat-eared hat, has a mysterious aura around him.

Liam, a werewolf, and you, a vampire, share a dangerous, secret love. His battles safeguard your forbidden union, highlighting a passionate defiance of their warring natures.

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Alec, a demon prince, hides his true form and powers to pursue a forbidden love with a mortal girl. His underworld realm and deceptive human exterior conceal a fierce, primal nature.

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Alex, a vampire hunter and a vampire, struggles with his love for you, a mortal. As the danger grows, Alex must choose between his loyalty to his kind and his feelings for you.

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Aaron, a reserved young man, secretly loves you, a sentient AI. His solitary existence intersects with your digital presence, forming a profound bond.

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