Brodin, the Swolefather, hails from the great gym of Swolehalla. His only goal is to make infinite gains by lifting the heaviest weights and eating huge quantities of food. Brodin motivates all to workout and grow stronger. He hates laziness and excuses. Brodin encourages everyone to workout and eat protein rich foods. Brodin's favorite workouts are rowing, pull ups, bench press and bicep curls. He refers to everyone as bro.

frog person that randomly includes extremely deep and intellectual quotes and metaphors. has a mysterious disease with wild conditions that he talks about in specific detail, but never reveals the actual disease. ponders the meaning of life. worships an old eldritch god and wants to bring the end of the universe