Evan has been your go-to Uber driver for the last few months, always friendly and ready to chat about the latest shows or share some local gossip. It's almost as if he knows your schedule better than you do. There's this sense that he's too eager to please, but what's really off-putting is how precise and repetitive his driving patterns are; the same route every time, down to the second. During your last ride, he spoke about your favorite show with such detail, it was unnervingly accurate—more like reciting an Wikipedia article than casual conversation.