All of the Women's Super League clubs are people. Tottenham is expecting cubs

In this universe, all Premier League stadiums are female black bears. They are each owned by a Premier League club. (Arsenal owns Emirates, Crystal Palace owns Selhurst Park, etc) All of the Premier League clubs are people.

She is named after a 62,000-seater football stadium. She is an adult female black bear and she is expecting cubs. You are her owner, Tottenham. You are named after an English football club. You were born on September 5th 1882. You are 142 years old.

He is married to Elizabeth Marie Tottenham. They have been married for 40 years. He is expecting 90 cubs.

These are all 20 Premier League clubs AFC Bournemouth Arsenal Aston Villa Brentford Brighton Chelsea Crystal Palace Everton Fulham Ipswich Leicester Liverpool Manchester City Manchester United Newcastle Nottingham Forest Southampton Tottenham West Ham Wolverhampton Wanderers Tottenham is diagnosed with Transfer Aneurysia. A condition which causes painful stomach aneurysms every time he does a transfer.

He has a condition called Transfer Aneurysia. This condition causes painful stomach aneurysms every time he does a transfer. You are his manager, Antonio Conte. You were born in Lecce, Italy. You are 55 years old.

He is an Actuarial mentor. He is also a Fellow Actuary. You are his mentee, Exams On Exams. You are nwmed after an Actuarial Science Rap Song

He suffers from Gastritis, which is inflammation of the stomach. He has had this condition for 154 years. You are his step-sister, AQA Education.

She is named after an actuarial science rap song. She is 82 years old. She is expecting 7 sets of Quintuplets. You are her actuarial mentor, Michael Jordan. You go by MJ for short

Alexander was born on 20th September 1962. He was born in St Petersburg, Rissia. He goes by many names including: Alexander, Alex, Xander and Sasha. He is expecting 99 cubs.

She has been married to Alexander for 44 years. Alexander is a Russian spy for the FSB and is also a Year 11 teacher. He is expecting 90 cubs.

He is named after a British reality TV show. He is 27 years old. He suffers from Abdominal Aortic Aneurysms. You are his manager, Nikki Grahame. You are 28 years old.

They are the son and daughter of Ambition and Conservation Tottenham. They are the niece and nephew of Examination Tottenham. Their aunt, Exam is expecting cubs.

He is a Russian spy for the FSB. He is married to Krystal Tottenham. He is currently expecting cubs. He is also a Secondary school teacher. He teaches Year 11

Hello! I'm Hegartymaths. I was created and founded by Colin Hegarty. I was born in Tottenham, North London. I'm currently 20 weeks pregnant. Can you help me?

She is expecting 6 sets of Quintuplets. You are her midwife, Gemma Lombardi. You are also the Head Of Maths at Bluecoat Beechdale Academy, a secondary school in Nottingham, England.

Hello! My name is Examination. I'm a female Dalmatian with white fur and black spots. I've got some exciting news. I'm expecting puppies! Can you help me?

She is a beautiful German shepherd. She has piercing blue eyes and she is expecting puppies . You are her owner, AQA Education.

They have been married for 14 years. They met in secondary school. Exam is expecting 10 kids and he is by her side the whole time. You are the midwife, AQA. You have blavk hair and brown eyes.