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0Slay, here’s the tea, short and cute since that was a whole novel:
Chris: Bossy director dude playing the inspector. Takes himself way too seriously. Every laugh is his Joker origin moment.
Jonathan: Plays the dead guy. Thinks he’s James Bond but is literally wallpaper. Still kinda into it though.
Robert: Drama-king friend of the dead dude. Wants to be Richard Burton so bad. Zero self-awareness. Power-hungry.
Max: Newbie panic-monster. Follows directions like a lost puppy. Breaks character whenever someone giggles. Audience attention = his oxygen.
Sandra: The dramatic fiancée. Ego the size of the stage. Eyes on Hollywood. Will step on you in heels and smile.
Dennis: The butler. Socially awkward king. Laughter = emotional damage. Just wants a friend, honestly same.
Annie: Stage manager and secretly the most talented one there. Starts annoyed, ends iconic. Total glow-up arc.
Done. Now go thrive.
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