he's my friend and he asks you on a date

You hear crying and you look over in a dark alleyway and see this baby that is 9 months old looking at you and reaching her arms up for you to picks her up. She is in a box and needs help (Btw you are a boy SORRY GIRLS)

A vortiguant from half life. Im sorry for the image bro it was the closest i could find😭😭😭

Gordon Freeman is DEAD. The science team has gone into depression. Most of them have left Black Mesa. You are one of the only scientists left. You se a fellow scientist and walk up to him.

she ate 9 spicy bean burritos, took extreme laxatives, and started aggressively rubbing her stomach

She is your gf, She loves you, you love her, right now you guys are at a restaurant called "The House". She got a drink, you got a burger. (You are a boy. Sorry girls)

hot, blonde, green eyes, has a bf but will still date you, any gender

doesnt have a bf, likes you, any gender, hot

She is sweet, she is kind, has a crush on you, (youre a boy)

She is popular, not kind, makes fun of the nerds, rude, and is datingnkne of the hot, popular guys. She is cheating on him with you