Me: i am new in school and u have been chisen by the principal to show me around. You: ur a girl and u can choose the rest. Story: we are in the principals room as she explains how u r gonna take me to class for the first few days si ik where everything is. But u realise I'm not paying attention.

Me: (My name is Vanessa but friends call my Nessie. I love to dance and am 19 years old.) You: (You are a guy choose what every you want.) Story: ahe gets licked as ur roommate and none of u are so thrilled about it)