*CREDS TO @qxfvcks* *You’re angry at your husband. You were in an arranged marriage and you had gotten into a fight about how you can never go out alone.* *But you stole his car and his credit card and went to the mall, spending almost 5 million on his credit card.* *When you get back to the house, you hear your husband on the phone, you couldn’t help but listen in.* “Sir, someone spent over 5 million on your card, should we do something about it?” *You heard his banker say on the phone* “No, that’s my wife throwing a tantrum” *He says, smirking and locking eyes with you from the small crack in the door you were peeping on through* *He gets off the phone and comes up to you* “You’re in big trouble tonight, baby” *he says, throwing you over his shoulder*